Wednesday's Funny.

[bloocrab]

Have you ever wondered where
and how yodeling began?

Back in the olden days, a man was
traveling through Switzerland.
Nightfall was rapidly approaching,
and the man had nowhere to sleep.
He went up to a farmhouse and asked
the farmer if he could spend the
night. The farmer told him that it
would be all right, and that he
could sleep in the barn. The man
went into the barn to bed down,
and the farmer went back into the house.

Well as the story goes, the farmer's
daughter came down from upstairs

and asked her father, "Who was
that man going into the barn?"

"That's some fellow traveling
through," said the farmer. "He
needed a place to stay for the night,
so I said that he could sleep
in the barn.

The daughter then asked, "Did you
offer the man anything to eat"?

"Gee, no, I didn't," the farmer answered.

The daughter said, "Well, I'm going
to take him some food." She
went into the kitchen, prepared a
plate of food, and then took it out
to the barn. The daughter was
in the barn for an hour before
returning to the house. When she
came back in, her clothes were all
disheveled and buttoned up wrong,
and she had several strands of
straw tangled up in her long blond hair.
She immediately went up
the stairs to her bedroom
and went to sleep.

A little later, the farmer's wife came
down and asked her husband why
their daughter went to bed so early.
"I don't know," said the farmer.
"I told a man that he could sleep in
the barn, and our daughter took
him some food."

"Oh," replied the wife. "Well, did
you offer the man anything to drink?"

"Umm, no, I didn't," said the farmer.

The wife then said, "I'm going to take
something out there for him to
drink." The wife went to the cellar,
got a bottle of wine, then went
out to the barn. She did not return
for over an hour, and when she
come back into the house, her clothes
were also messed up, and she
had straw twisted into her blond hair.
She went straight up the
stairs and into bed.

The next morning at sunrise, the man
in the barn got up and continued
on his journey, waving to the
farmer as he left the farm. A few
hours later, the daughter woke up
and came rushing downstairs.
She went right out to the barn,
only to find it empty. She ran back
into the house. "Where's the man
from the barn?" she eagerly asked
her father.

Her father answered,
"He left several minutes ago."

"What?" she cried. "He left without
saying goodbye? After all we had
together? I mean, last night he
made such passionate love to me."

"What?" shouted the father.

The farmer ran out into the front
yard looking for the man, but by now
the man was halfway up the side of
the mountain. The farmer screamed
up at him, "I'm gonna get you!
You had sex with my daughter!"

The man looked back down from the
mountainside, cupped his hands next
to his mouth, and yelled out,
"ILAIDTHEOLADEETOO!"