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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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11-23-2005, 10:54 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 3,036
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Thats it
I am now a grumpy old fart.Turning 40 tommorow and I want to jump of the sidewalk and end it all....I hate it!!! 40???????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????? man that just doesnt sound good no matter how I twist it  Its time to buy a vette, go thru the "midlife" crisis, have my prostate checked, smoke pot, etc.........This sucks!!!!!!!!!  |
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11-23-2005, 11:06 AM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
Posts: 8,592
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Nope e-man, the best is yet to come.  Happy B Day.  |
" Choose Life "
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11-23-2005, 04:23 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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Happy Birthday #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&! I just turned 41 and I believe I look better, feel better than ever before......I am at the top of my game and loving life!!! 
Or am I a step away from the downhill slide?  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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11-23-2005, 05:32 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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nah nah nah ... its supposed to "smell good" when ya twist it..... 
and ....welcome to the grumpage years.... |
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11-23-2005, 06:11 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: MA/RI
Posts: 2,411
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#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&, I feel your pain but before you end it all can you tell me about that spot.  
Happy B-Day |
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11-23-2005, 06:15 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 3,036
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Originally Posted by Redsoxticket
#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&, I feel your pain but before you end it all can you tell me about that spot.
Happy B-Day |
good one man!!  |
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11-23-2005, 06:27 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
Posts: 11,786
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Ya miserable b astard // WTF is wrong with you ?????????
The Vette is history , The prostate is History / the [POT} well WTF gotta have something ><><<><  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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11-23-2005, 09:20 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,945
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40.. crap yer a baby.. ya got the grumpage down good already. . welcome aboard.. Happy B-day. |
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11-23-2005, 10:43 PM
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Canceled
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: vt
Posts: 13,425
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Don't feel bad, I'll be 51 Saturday and fishing.
Pete
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Frasier: Niles, I’ve just had the most marvelous idea for a website! People will post their opinions, cheeky bon mots, and insights, and others will reply in kind!
Niles: You have met “people”, haven’t you?
Lets Go Darwin
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11-23-2005, 11:15 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: RockVegas
Posts: 3,228
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Originally Posted by BigFish
Or am I a step away from the downhill slide? |
10 more years and that downhill slide is the hair sliding off the top of yer head and down your back.
I speak from experience. |
The future ain't what it used to be. --Yogi Berra
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11-24-2005, 07:22 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 252
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Go get a 40 on your 40th!!!!!!!!
Happy birthday
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11-24-2005, 08:02 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: MA
Posts: 3,630
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 Happy birthday |
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11-24-2005, 10:02 AM
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Needlefish Nazi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 1,754
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You were Grumpy before 40, HAPPY B-DAY Bill, Go put your head in the News Paper today...............
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Over the Last Several Years HAB'S NEEDLEFISH Have Caught More "Confirmed" 30, 40, 50, and even 60 pound Striped Bass than any other Wooden Needlefish on the Market today. 2 Over 50lbs. and 1 Over 60lbs. in 2005 alone........... "HOOK UP WITH HAB'S" Your Best Bet For BIG BASS.....
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11-24-2005, 10:11 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 3,036
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Originally Posted by JHABS
You were Grumpy before 40, HAPPY B-DAY Bill, Go put your head in the News Paper today...............
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yup, to funny..I learned the art of burying my head in the newspaper from my dad !! |
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11-24-2005, 10:51 AM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
Posts: 6,358
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Happy Birthday Bill  |
Domination takes full concentration..
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11-25-2005, 11:35 AM
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No Trolling allowed
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: North Kingstown, RI
Posts: 414
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I have been 40 for 9 days. I have a great life, healthy family and friends.
I live in a great country that has the best healthcare system in the world. So when I fall down and break a hip, choke on oatmeal or need work done on the the power plant, I can get myself fixed better than new.
Well, I am heading out for Non-shopping adventures in south county. Hopefully, I can find a bass as old as me! Will settle for one half as old.
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11-25-2005, 11:46 AM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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Happy B-Day Bill.
I'll be joining you in a few months.  |
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11-25-2005, 12:07 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
Posts: 11,786
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F #$%^&*^&* whimpy A Ss kids <>>,  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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11-25-2005, 12:49 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: dedham, MA
Posts: 636
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What a bunch of BS artists. Forty doesn't qualify youse for a
phart in the wind. Wait until you can collect SS before you
start congratulating each other on reaching any age of wisdom.
And even then youse will have to crawl the beach at night with
me to get any bragging rights. If I had a Scanner I'd shoot youse
a pix of nice blues from south county last weekend, temp. 23 F.
E-man nice bass the other week.
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11-26-2005, 04:56 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Plum Island
Posts: 377
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Happy Birthday young guy!!!
I am 55 and still alive!!!(well some parts are gone!!!)
My hair, my memory, my hearing and my F$#^you know!!!(LOL's)
But, there are pills for everything!!! Woo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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