Matt Damon Weds/Gas Prices On The Rise As A Result!
Due to the wedded bliss of Matt Damon, the government reports that fuel prices may take an upward turn due to the fact that basically they are running out of any good reasons for the price of fuel to go up!
Locally it went from $2.07 to $2.13 in three days. Damn that Matt Damon.
"Love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." Matt Groening, Life In Hell
Due to the wedded bliss of Matt Damon, the government reports that fuel prices may take an upward turn...
This is the most ludicris statement I have ever heard. How could you say such an assinine thing? It's clear that the real reason for the sudden surge in gas prices is Nick & Jessica's divorce.
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