Lunchtime fun with ebaumsworld.com

[Swimmer]

A few days ago some of the new guys at the station were eating lunch and using a strictly controled computor to go on the internet at the above mentioned web site. On this site they have many many things, some of which are famous person voices, such as Arnold Swartzzenegger (sic).

Anyway the guy on the desk is a soon to be retiring sargeant, ex-marine, never backed down from anyone, who somedays has to be reminded of certain things due to his age. He can be easily riled up when tired. He also used to suffer what the rest of us called agent orange attacks. Violent outburst displayed towards us during times of stress. Well the rookies went on ebaums world web site and located the Califonia gov's voice which is setup as if he were calling you. If someone dialed a certain phone number and then keyed the computor after the person you called answered they would hear Arnold being abrubt with them. Well Sgt. Smith answers the phone and the rookies queued up the computor and the call went something like this....This is so and so police department, Sgt. Smith speaking, this line is recorded. Arnold says, this is Arnold I have questions for you...Sgt. Smith replies, for real,...o.k. go ahead. Arnold gets really derogatory and this goes on for at least two minutes. Smith puts the call on speaker phone...Arnold then says I'm going to come down there and kick your ass. Sgt. Smith starts jumping up and down and says, oh ya, come on down and we'll see whose ass gets kick. Arnold then says who's your daddy. This sends the sgt. over the edge and starts screaming and whacks the phone onto the copunter because now he thinks he is in for a real battle like the old days shortly. I come out of my office and the sgt. goes by me like his pants are on fire. Everyone could hear the rookies pissing thier pants laughing in the next room. I'm asking the sgt. what the hell is wrong and he starts telling me about some guy with an accent that says he is coming to kick his ass. Sgt. says he must be some kinda queer because he asked him who's your daddy. Well it ll came to an end a few moments later. It had to be one of the most hillarious things that I have ever witnessed.