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Old 07-13-2006, 11:07 AM   #1
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CHRISTIE BRINKLEY IS SEPERATED AGAIN

I hope she doesn't start bothering me again. Last time I had to spend a pile of do re mi to hire an attorney to get a restraining order to keep her at arms length.

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Old 07-13-2006, 02:05 PM   #2
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Don't worry, she wants a DIP-LOOOOO-MAT like Spence now!!!
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Old 07-13-2006, 02:06 PM   #3
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Nah, she's looking for the "bad boy" like you Uffah

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Old 07-13-2006, 02:14 PM   #4
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DAMN! She missed me by 2 days!!!!

Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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Old 07-13-2006, 02:23 PM   #5
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Engaged does not equal married

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Old 07-13-2006, 02:25 PM   #6
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Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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Old 07-13-2006, 02:33 PM   #7
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The problem with that statement is only 49% of the population agrees with it. And that other 51% knows you have to sleep sometime, Knows what is your most prized "Possession", and is pretty handy w/ Cutlery.

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Old 07-13-2006, 02:35 PM   #8
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Spence, you forgot the "!!" and besides at 63 ,I tooo young for her!!!
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Old 07-13-2006, 04:02 PM   #9
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she hit the wall a long time ago ..
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Old 07-13-2006, 06:02 PM   #10
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I think Chuck Norris has been tapping that "Uptown Tramp"

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Old 07-15-2006, 09:43 PM   #11
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I think Chuck Norris has been tapping that "Uptown Tramp"
you mean I'm not the only one that thinks so???

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Old 07-16-2006, 04:44 AM   #12
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Uffah maybe you can show her how to drive a Bobcat

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Old 07-16-2006, 05:52 AM   #13
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The problem with that statement is only 49% of the population agrees with it. And that other 51% knows you have to sleep sometime, Knows what is your most prized "Possession", and is pretty handy w/ Cutlery.
any woman who dismembers her husband and flings his body part out the car window for a local dog to eat like a discarded hot dog
should be taken out and instantly shot in public against the nearest wall. ..............sorry, but thats where i draw the line.
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Old 07-16-2006, 08:36 AM   #14
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Uffah maybe you can show her how to drive a Bobcat
You don't DRIVE a bobcat, you OPERATE a bobcat!!
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Old 07-16-2006, 11:49 AM   #15
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well maybe you can give her a lesson on operating
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Old 07-16-2006, 11:54 AM   #16
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well maybe you can give her a lesson on operating
Maybe 40 years ago I would have no problem. This was me 40 yrs ago:

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