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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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11-07-2008, 08:58 AM
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Geezer Gone Wild
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Hey, How Come Old People Are Grumpy, Anyway?
It's almost official for me - I'm hitting the Six Oh-oh in January and I'm just trying to figure it out.
I'm thinking it's because when you reach a certain point in age you've heard almost every load of BS that's come down the pike and you don't want to sit around while someone tries to insult your intelligence - that's my theory anyway.
I spend one day a week with my uncle on the Italian side who's 96 - and he's still as sharp as a 20 year old mentally. It's unbelievable. The guy remembers WW I as a child, Prohibition,etc first-hand - and he's funny as hell.
I was trying to tell him something the other day and he told me "For Chrissakes, you kids don't know a goddammed thing" - oh man, I couldn't stop laughing 
Boy, I sure hope I've got his genes from that side of the family - I just saw two guys I knew pretty well who were my age in the Irish funny pages - dudes, it's scary 
So what do ya figure - do we get to look forward to getting even grumpier than we already are? |
"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.
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11-07-2008, 10:10 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
Posts: 21,692
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It has been scientifically proven that there is a mathematical formula.. Age x last time you had sex = grumpy factor.
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11-07-2008, 10:16 AM
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Geezer Gone Wild
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nebe
It has been scientifically proven that there is a mathematical formula.. Age x last time you had sex = grumpy factor.
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Nahhhh...that's not it, trust me  |
"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.
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11-07-2008, 11:45 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Hyde Park, MA
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It should be more like this:
AGE X LAST TIME YOU "HAD" SEX
_________________________ = GRUMPAGE
HOW OFTEN YOU "WANT" SEX
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11-07-2008, 04:26 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Burlington
Posts: 2,290
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FishermanTim
It should be more like this:
AGE X LAST TIME YOU "HAD" SEX
_________________________ = GRUMPAGE
HOW OFTEN YOU "WANT" SEX
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low & slow 37
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11-07-2008, 04:29 PM
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Old Guy
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Mansfield, MA
Posts: 8,760
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FishermanTim
It should be more like this:
AGE X LAST TIME YOU "HAD" SEX
_________________________ = GRUMPAGE
HOW OFTEN YOU "WANT" SEX
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X NUMBER OF TIMES WIFE SAYS NO |
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11-07-2008, 05:59 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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i know what it is
your perception of time changes
things like patience follow suit
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11-08-2008, 12:32 AM
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Geezer Gone Wild
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 3,397
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Quote:
Originally Posted by striperman36
X NUMBER OF TIMES WIFE SAYS NO
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"Hey honey, are you sure you don't want to wake up - this is great" |
"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.
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11-08-2008, 06:44 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
Posts: 5,985
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Crafty Angler
"Hey honey, are you sure you don't want to wake up - this is great" |
Pissa! Now my coffee is in the keyboard! |
He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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11-08-2008, 07:37 AM
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Permanently Disconnected
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 12,647
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I'm trying to solve that equation but I can't get what X=
Crafty omfg  |
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