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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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03-25-2009, 07:29 AM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
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Lap dance
I had the WORST lap dance last night I was soooooo incredibly disappointed  Seriously... just dance I dont want to hear about your kids....... Dont ruin it for me... Im not paying you to try and have interesting conversation.... If I wanted interesting conversation I'd call mensa... shut up and wiggle, do a head stand or something  Very disappointed |
Domination takes full concentration..
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03-25-2009, 07:51 AM
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Old Guy
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Mansfield, MA
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Thats what happens when you get married, things change. They want to talk to you.
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03-25-2009, 08:32 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Easton, MA
Posts: 5,736
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You're clearly going to the wrong place for your lap dance.
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Conservatism is not about leaving people behind. Conservatism is about empowering people to catch up, to give them tools at their disposal that make it possible for them to access all the hope, all the promise, all the opportunity that America offers. - Marco Rubio
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03-25-2009, 08:37 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
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Im sorry Vic. I hadnt seen you in so long.. I needed to talk.  |
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03-25-2009, 10:31 AM
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DDG-51
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 3,550
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ThrowingTimber
I had the WORST lap dance last night I was soooooo incredibly disappointed Seriously... just dance I dont want to hear about your kids....... Dont ruin it for me... Im not paying you to try and have interesting conversation.... If I wanted interesting conversation I'd call mensa... shut up and wiggle, do a head stand or something Very disappointed |
I've applied for QA position at the Foxy Lady just to prevent these types of atrocities.  |
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03-25-2009, 10:34 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,178
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War, Unemployment, and the Economy.....and your biggest issue is with the Young Naked Girl on your Lap.  |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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03-25-2009, 10:40 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Fork
Posts: 2,260
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Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman
War, Unemployment, and the Economy.....and your biggest issue is with the Young Naked Girl on your Lap. |
Where is it mentioned that it was a she??   |
Originally Posted by Flaptail
"Throw plugs like we do that will cause them to suffer humility. Pogies make any fisherman look good when bass are around. Bait is easy."
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03-25-2009, 12:22 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
Posts: 11,722
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T/T
THat,a what happens when ya pay pay F-18 for a lap dance >>>  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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03-25-2009, 03:20 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 3,594
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Vic,
He/She may have seen the tube of anal lube in your pocket  |
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03-25-2009, 05:03 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
Posts: 5,985
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Originally Posted by Nebe
Im sorry Vic. I hadnt seen you in so long.. I needed to talk. |
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Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman
War, Unemployment, and the Economy.....and your biggest issue is with the Young Naked Girl on your Lap. |
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Originally Posted by eastendlu
Where is it mentioned that it was a she?? |
All priceless quips. Geeze TT what were you thinking? ( Besides Boioioinggggg!) |
He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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03-25-2009, 05:06 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Hyde Park, MA
Posts: 4,152
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That's like watching a skin-flick and being bothered that the plot doesn't make sense.
(That's what earplugs are made for!)
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03-25-2009, 09:17 PM
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Stuck In Reality
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Holden MA
Posts: 4,519
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Next time. |
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03-26-2009, 09:16 AM
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
Posts: 3,275
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Maybe she was checking to see if you wanted to MAKE MORE..
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“It’s not up to the courts to invent new minorities that get special protections,” Antonin Scalia
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03-26-2009, 10:51 AM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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Great comments guys.................  Where were you, Hooters?
I have always had a problem with someone dancing that close to you that you can't touch, and you pay for it. You go home and your wife is in the other bedroom sound asleep with those "don't think your touching me nighty on". Now your really screwed.
Last edited by Swimmer; 03-29-2009 at 11:37 AM..
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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03-26-2009, 02:51 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Fork
Posts: 2,260
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So thats what you do on your Birthday.  |
Originally Posted by Flaptail
"Throw plugs like we do that will cause them to suffer humility. Pogies make any fisherman look good when bass are around. Bait is easy."
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03-26-2009, 05:05 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,178
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Could be worse........
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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03-28-2009, 05:10 PM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
Posts: 8,484
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Was that your birthday lap dance ? What you expect your candle blown out ? .. They didn't do lap dances when I went to those places (combat zone) .. You act up the bouncers beat the hell out of you with the strippers yelling ,,"Hit Him" !!!!!! ... you got off easy ..
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03-29-2009, 09:22 AM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
Posts: 6,358
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Domination takes full concentration..
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03-30-2009, 06:39 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Maine
Posts: 4,547
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tagger
Was that your birthday lap dance ? What you expect your candle blown out ? .. They didn't do lap dances when I went to those places (combat zone) .. You act up the bouncers beat the hell out of you with the strippers yelling ,,"Hit Him" !!!!!! ... you got off easy ..
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 I remember those days |
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03-30-2009, 09:50 PM
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Geezer Gone Wild
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 3,397
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Ahhhh...the Combat Zone..... 
Yes, those were the days, my friend...  |
"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.
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03-31-2009, 09:00 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 3,650
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A bad lap dance....jeez...you'd think in this economy the bad lap-dancers would have been layed off by now.
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03-31-2009, 09:18 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Mansfield, MA
Posts: 5,238
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One time I made the mistake of going to the strip club that had their Wednesday afternoon squad working. They must've all been in their mid to late-thirties. You could see the cesarean scars from across the room.
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04-04-2009, 10:44 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Wareham, MA
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You could see the cesarean scars from across the room.
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