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05-31-2009, 12:11 PM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
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Pumping breast milk while driving????
Stopped a woman who thought that because the breast pump had an AC adapter it would be legal to use the pump while driving.
We stopped her because she was all over the road. She almost hit several objects, such as vehicles coming in the opposite direction. That didn't bother her at all. The female behind her swore she must be drunk she was driving so bad. Just left a church service the next town over.
You can't make this chit up.
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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05-31-2009, 12:33 PM
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Live Life.
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Hanover
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Swimmer, I have one thing to say: What was she thinking?!
Was the woman that stupid?
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05-31-2009, 01:06 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Whitman,Ma.
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Got Milk???
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I'm going where I'm going... 
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06-05-2009, 08:16 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Mansfield, MA
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I wish I could say this is surprising to me. 5 years of working as an EMT in Hartford and Boston made me realize how stupid people really can be.
Least she didn't hit anyone.
What'd you end up giving her a ticket for?
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06-05-2009, 09:13 AM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
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John the Sgt. who stopped her finally did not ticket her. He is a good guy, but sometimes I think he is so easy he'd let an axe murderer go.
I think the real reason he let her go was because the female who called in on her cell phone lied to us about how long she had been behind her. Originally the complainat stated she had been behind her from Kingston to East Bridgewater when she finally called, thank you so much, but in all actuality the pumping mother had just driven away from a church in Hanson. So the lying complainer got her stopped, but more than likely got her out of trouble also. Someone who only is partially truthful is mostly a liar in my book. No veracity, no integrity.
Last edited by Swimmer; 06-06-2009 at 04:35 PM..
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
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06-05-2009, 09:55 AM
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Did she look like THIS  |
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06-05-2009, 10:00 AM
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Or THIS  |
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06-05-2009, 10:06 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Mansfield, MA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Swimmer
John the Sgt. who stopped her finally did not ticket her. He is a good guy, but sometimes I think he is so easy he'd let an axe murderer go.
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I'm speaking with no experience at all working in the law enforcement field - but I'd imagine I would never cut someone a break who's displaying blatant stupidity.
Genuine mistake, probably. Complete stupidity, not a chance. |
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06-05-2009, 11:24 AM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyD
I'm speaking with no experience at all working in the law enforcement field - but I'd imagine I would never cut someone a break who's displaying blatant stupidity.
Genuine mistake, probably. Complete stupidity, not a chance.
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John, I agree/ |
Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
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06-05-2009, 11:35 AM
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Boston Anglah
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Sitting on top of the world with my legs hangin free
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Sweet fancy Moses
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Used hard and put away dirty....
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06-05-2009, 05:33 PM
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Hardcore Equipment Tester
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Abington, MA
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Bent Rods and Screaming Reels!
Spot NAZI
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06-05-2009, 05:36 PM
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Old Guy
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Mansfield, MA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
Or THIS |
Danica is a midget moron. |
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06-06-2009, 05:26 AM
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BuzzLuck
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Brockton
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Hopefully she was only doing a single and not a double pump (shown here) so she could some how at least try to keep one hand on the wheel.
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06-06-2009, 06:12 AM
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MIGHT BE but she's got milk 
besides you'd hit that thing so hard it'd bounce off the moons of pluto
Quote:
Originally Posted by striperman36
Danica is a midget moron.
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06-06-2009, 09:04 AM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PRBuzz
Hopefully she was only doing a single and not a double pump (shown here) so she could some how at least try to keep one hand on the wheel.
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I just asked the Sgt. and he said she was doing both breasts with one pump. |
Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
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06-06-2009, 09:49 AM
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Geezer Gone Wild
Join Date: Nov 2001
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I dunno, Swimmer - what is the charge for DWPBM... 
Although there isn't much cause for levity if the friggin' dimwit had T-boned somebody, all I could think of was Jim Carey in Me, Myself and Irene |
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