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07-22-2009, 08:56 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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Thicker and Wider!!!
I just can't believe the crap they sell radio ad space for these days!!!! Some drug that makes you "wider and thicker"!!!!! The "inventor" says he developed it after speaking with many women.......I would hope so!!!  How I miss the good old days....I sure don't need to hear this crap on the radio!! Chalk another reason up for satellite radio!!!! |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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07-22-2009, 09:52 PM
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Night Stalker
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: ............
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigFish
I just can't believe the crap they sell radio ad space for these days!!!! Some drug that makes you "wider and thicker"!!!!! The "inventor" says he developed it after speaking with many women.......I would hope so!!! How I miss the good old days....I sure don't need to hear this crap on the radio!! Chalk another reason up for satellite radio!!!! |
I know but the additional stamina these products offer makes them well worth it IMO.  |
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07-22-2009, 10:21 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 1,044
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Yep, and the disclaimer, "if you have an erection lasting more then 3 hours call a physician".... I think I'd be calling Guinness Book of World Records......
Had to explain these commercials to my 12 and 14 year old daughters.....
I agree I hate these type commercials.... on the bright side they have backed off on the Masengil Summers Eve Douche commercials... |
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07-23-2009, 05:01 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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agreed... it's like a war campaign
i have to delete the onslaught daily in the Spam section 
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ZINC - is the magic ingredient in most cases so think Oysters |
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07-23-2009, 09:11 AM
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slow eddie
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 1,494
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my favorites are the "bowel irregularits" that they show every night at dinner time. or the womens personal products, think beach whisels, at the same time.
but on the other hand, i'm not so hungry anymore
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put them back alive. i do have grandkids.
as your hair gets whiter, your gear gets lighter. 
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07-23-2009, 10:36 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Hyde Park, MA
Posts: 4,152
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They advertise Extenze, which helps "a certain part of the male anatomy". OK, but the people in the infomercial look like retired porn stars, after a really bad career.
Then there's the femanine hygene products that helps "when you have that itch that you can't scratch, and get rid of the "odor".
If you have these problems, I'd be seeing a doctor first!
Then there's the ever popular hemmoroid and erectile disfuction ads that we laugh at (until we have to explain them to our children).
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07-23-2009, 10:33 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Mansfield, MA
Posts: 5,238
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My favorite part, yet the part that irritates me every time they say it:
What's the different between "thicker" and "wider"?
Their repeated emphasis on the two terms complimenting each other, as opposed to being exactly the same thing, demonstrate who their target audience is - idiots.
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07-23-2009, 11:31 AM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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Hey one of the guys I used to work with took two viagra's because he was a friekin "prevert". He had to go to the ER and have blood drawn from you know where a few times over a few hour period to relieve the excrutiating pain he was in. He is dead now.
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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07-23-2009, 01:10 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 2,939
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None of it is FDA approved even most of the other medicines they sell like used cars. And then comes the attorney 3 years later. Warning if you took this wonder drug please call us you may want to get your settlement before your heart and or liver explode. The side affects are usually more of an issue than the problem it is supposed to treat. I'd rather have the arthritis than HEART,LIVER,KIDNEY,PROSTATE,LOSS OF APPETITE,DIZZINESS,VOMITING,DIARRHEA,MOOD SWINGS,PHYSCOTIC THOUGHTS AND INSOMNIA.
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07-23-2009, 01:15 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 2,939
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Swimmer
Hey one of the guys I used to work with took two viagra's because he was a friekin "prevert". He had to go to the ER and have blood drawn from you know where a few times over a few hour period to relieve the excrutiating pain he was in. He is dead now.
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I was in Vegas on business a few years back and a guy I knew in the company called my room in a panic about 3 am. He said he took a viagra and felt like he was dying and there was a girl on the way to his room. I said how old are you? He said 35. I said your going to die and hung up the phone on him. I am a true believer if it's not broke don't fix it. I guess he wanted to get his money's worth  |
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07-23-2009, 04:57 PM
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"Fishbucket"
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Bahston Hahbah
Posts: 6,588
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If erection lasts for more than 3 hours, call more women.
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07-23-2009, 06:07 PM
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Geezer Gone Wild
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 3,397
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All set on thick and wide...maybe a little length would help...
Damned old thing looks like a short stack of flap-jacks...  |
"There is no royal road to this heavy surf-fishing. With all the appliances for comfort experience can suggest, there is a certain amount of hard work to be done and exposure to be bourne as a part of the price of success." From "Striped Bass," Scribner's Magazine, 1881.
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07-23-2009, 06:54 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 2,939
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Crafty Angler
All set on thick and wide...maybe a little length would help...
Damned old thing looks like a short stack of flap-jacks... |
Snots out of my nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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07-23-2009, 07:19 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 2,038
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Don't have to hit bottom Crafty
Stretching the sides is adequate.  |
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07-23-2009, 08:40 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
Posts: 5,985
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Beer makes me thicker and wider. What?  |
He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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