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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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09-10-2009, 02:44 PM
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woody
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Port St Lucie Fla.
Posts: 1,062
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A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge ones who owns a
bar on a golf course, and loves to send me out to go fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh#$
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You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a
Clipboard.
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09-10-2009, 03:38 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Hyde Park, MA
Posts: 4,152
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...and she has a twin sister.
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10-07-2009, 05:55 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Cranberry Coast Gateway 2 Cape Cod
Posts: 4,143
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Her sister has no legs ,but you can take her out for a drag 
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" Happy as a clam at high tide "
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10-07-2009, 06:21 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
Posts: 21,692
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And she had her tubes ties
Posted from my iPhone/Mobile device
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10-07-2009, 09:07 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Back to C.Cod x'd Rangeley Me.
Posts: 922
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And false teeth.
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10-08-2009, 05:48 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
Posts: 5,985
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And money
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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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10-08-2009, 06:12 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,203
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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10-08-2009, 06:37 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Warwick
Posts: 541
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man that does sound perfect!
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10-08-2009, 06:31 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: N.K.
Posts: 1,330
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That's damn true.Every real man has recited that poem many times before.  |
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