Email Scam Enjoy as I string this Arse along

[Duke41]

This should be fun.

Hello,

I write to you based on a request for an investment option in your country by a client of mine. My name is Mr.Phillip Johnson.

I'm a consultant and I engage in business feasibilities. My reason for contacting you is that my client has an urgent need to invest a considerable amount of funds into lucrative opportunities in your country. My client's request is for a competent individual such as you, who will be willing to put this money to good use for a period of 6years for a start.

He is offering you these terms:

1). 15% will be paid to you as an administrator of the total fund to be managed.

2). The fund will be used by you as a foreign Administrator as a loan without any interest.

That is, you do not pay any interest on the money, but you will give him 85% of all profits after tax that will accrue from the use of the fund. If these terms are agreeable to you, kindly get back to me and I will provide you with other necessary information.

Mr.Phillip Johnson


My reply......

Yes sir,



please contact me my Name is

Heywood U. Blowme.

10 South Main Street

Suite 218

Attleboro, MA 02703

I am a real estate investor.



His Reply

Dear Heywood U. Blowme,

Thanks for your urgent reply with reference to my investment offer to you and my client is interested to invest his funds into the Real Estate market although he may also be interested in other lucrative business opportunities but provided that such business ventures will yield a high profit returns.

Hence you have indicated your interest; I will therefore request that you provide me with a detailed investment plan/suggestion on how you can invest the funds. Your project should be simple and should contain vital statistics that will express present and future prospects of your investment plan; we should be able to know the profitability of the business/return on investments and the general security of the investment climate in your country. My client will want to invest the sum of US$25.6 Million.

Once I see this from you and have conducted good researches, I should be able to advise my client on investments in your country. I will appreciate that you understand that I am not the owner of the funds but I will do all within my capacity to encourage my client if your plans are lucrative because my client is willing to give you 100% liberty to manage the funds within a specified period of 6years.

Please reach me as soon as possible with your direct telephone and fax numbers for further correspondence. I look forward to your prompt reply message.
Compliment of the season and God blessings.

Sincerely
Mr. Phillip Johnson

My Reply

Sir,



Now I am of great nervousness as my phone has been shut-off due to a mix up involving a douchebag spilling its contents onto my console. For the time being at least 7 fortnights I will be able to communicate only via email. Please excuse my scrotum as it is showing. I am excited as sprockets about this and please allow me to dance your reply. Is?