Me and WAYNE were working on a Sunday
doing skip sheeting on roofs at a housing tract
and we're sitting there having our lunch ok
Well, i always had a fairly nutritional lunch
and would tell Wayne often that eating JUNK food
would give you a short rush and then you'd crash.
He always brought nothing BUT junk food
just to make me crazy....see
well this one fine day he's sitting there eating
these PINK igloo coconut and cream filled cakes
and he would somehow manage to stuff
the whole damn thing into his
mouth and try to be as disgusting as humanly possible.
well i just couldn't take it no more!

and i pounced on the package, grabbed the remaining
pink and creme filled cake and ran back a few steps
then ran forward and
with all my MIGHT
i slammed that sucka onto the side of the house
on the plywood sheathing creating this gigantic circular
pattern.....and making a very huge and colorful splatter.
Well, it was the funniest thing i think i have ever done

and we had a real great laugh til our sides hurt....
after that we got back up on the hot roof!