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Old 04-24-2012, 06:43 AM   #1
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TSA REPORT

Listen up all you naysayers. Those of you who whine about airport body scanners being an infringement of your rights under the Constitution, who rail about unwelcome and illegal invasions of your privacy, who complain of egregious and unwarranted government intrusion- you need to lighten up. The TSA performs a useful function on behalf of air travelers.


TSA Report for 2011


The Year 2011 is over. Homeland Security has provided their end-of-the-year statistics on airport screenings here in the U.S. It is truly amazing what those full-body scanners have shown:

* Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0
* Transvestites: 743
* Enlarged Prostates: 19,249
* Breast Implants: 209,350
* Colon problems: 27,298
* Natural Blondes: 3

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Old 04-24-2012, 06:54 AM   #2
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And think you are getting all that medical screening for FREE!

How do I get them to send the screening results (especially the colon screen) to my PCP (primary care physician)?

Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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Old 04-24-2012, 07:35 AM   #3
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Im with buzzzy, who says we dont offer free health care to anyone willing to fly
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Old 04-24-2012, 12:39 PM   #4
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Old 04-24-2012, 12:42 PM   #5
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