holiday humor

[nightfighter]

An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!". Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare."

[ivanputski]

hahahaa!

[fishrick]

Now THATS awesome...always a battle to get them together this time of year...I am sending this out!

[Stewie]

The four stages of man:

1. You believe in Santa Claus

2. You don't believe in Santa Claus

3. You are Santa Claus

4. You look like Santa Claus

[Saltheart]

Funny Joke!

I was lucky enough to have never missed a Christmas with my family while they were lived. I did have some years , do to girlfriends , where I had to eat two Christmas dinners but I managed to survive the ordeals.

[Redsoxticket]

That is a good one
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[spence]

Nice.

We fly home to Iowa every Xmas and it's a fortune. I have to use the grandkids as leverage for donations.

-spence

[JohnR]

Hahaha

Spence - we drive to the Cape - not much ransom involved