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08-15-2003, 09:50 PM
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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whats Your longest
fart 
any tips? |
Pro Tool Club....
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08-15-2003, 10:18 PM
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USA
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Charlestown R.I.
Posts: 1,032
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08-16-2003, 05:46 AM
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Really Old & Really Grumpy
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: not a clue
Posts: 4,860
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gram crackers an milk
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BOAT fish do count.
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08-16-2003, 07:27 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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loudest...------>
black beans!!....sounded like a harley starting up with no tailpipe...
so loud, it blew my parrot off his perch and scared my dog out of the room at the very same moment which was so damn funny i was laughing non-stop for a long while..... heh heh heh.... |
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08-16-2003, 10:49 AM
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Bass Whacker
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: NJ
Posts: 773
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White Castle Hamburgers  . |
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Originally Posted by Mike P
August 29--a date that lives in striper infamy.  |
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08-16-2003, 12:24 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,381
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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08-16-2003, 06:55 PM
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Permanently Disconnected
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 12,647
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Man I ripped one last week at about 3 am, it lasted at LEAST 13 seconds......had me laughin my a$$ off....too bad I was in a hotel room and couldn't have shared it with my wife |
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08-16-2003, 09:18 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
Posts: 5,985
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You ain't a man til you set off the smoke alarm.
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08-17-2003, 06:35 AM
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Really Old & Really Grumpy
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: not a clue
Posts: 4,860
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" somebody go back to town for a chitt load of dimes "
all we need now is a camp fire. we could make our own movie.
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BOAT fish do count.
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08-17-2003, 07:34 AM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
Posts: 3,117
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try cat food...recommend shaws brand..chicken and cheese  |
redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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08-17-2003, 09:26 AM
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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Quote:
Originally posted by Backbeach Jake
You ain't a man til you set off the smoke alarm.
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I worship the groung You break wind on Oh great Jeti Night |
Pro Tool Club....
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08-17-2003, 09:36 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
Posts: 5,985
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Kale soup, ma man. Long since banned from this house. My guts felt like a habitrail. If I had fingered it right I coulda played some John Phillip Souza marches. The pain lasted for weeks. Never again.
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08-17-2003, 02:26 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
Posts: 6,267
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First 1 bowl of Honey nut shredded wheat....then 5 or so Little Debbie oatmeat cream cookie things...throw in a peach or some other seasonal fruit (all eaten for dinner)....then in a while.....when all comfy in bed the little lady is ready for one hell of a good Dutch Oven.  |
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08-17-2003, 03:28 PM
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Jiggin' Leper Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 61° 30′ 0″ N, 23° 46′ 0″ E
Posts: 8,164
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Go to Wendys and order two of those new burgers with mushrooms, bacon and gooey cheese all mixed together on top of the meat. With extra mayo.
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08-17-2003, 05:06 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
Posts: 17,126
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Take some burgers out of the freezer and put in refer. for 4 days then cook on grille and eat  |
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08-17-2003, 05:14 PM
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Fishing Chauffeur
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: raynham mass
Posts: 2,227
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I dont know
but whatever macey eats damn nasty!! |
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08-17-2003, 06:22 PM
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Permanently Disconnected
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 12,647
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shoot Bruce that's tomaine
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Originally posted by Slipknot
Take some burgers out of the freezer and put in refer. for 4 days then cook on grille and eat
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08-20-2003, 01:29 PM
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My brother is bald
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Parts Unknown
Posts: 4,516
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Can you really set off a smoke fart with a fart?
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seals + plovers = 
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08-20-2003, 01:30 PM
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My brother is bald
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Parts Unknown
Posts: 4,516
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I meant detector |
seals + plovers =
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08-20-2003, 01:55 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
Posts: 6,049
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I farted once on a city bus and was told they felt in the rear .
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08-20-2003, 06:31 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: .
Posts: 5,935
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With or without gall bladder?
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08-20-2003, 07:34 PM
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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Pro Tool Club....
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08-20-2003, 07:43 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Staten Island, NY
Posts: 169
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Raw String Beans - I ate those once, let one slide out without anyone knowing - until my Mom covered her face with a pillow. THen my Dad. THey actually had to get up and leave the Living Room.
Dried Apricots will also clear out a room, and give you plenty of gas for a long car ride with Bassmaster.
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08-21-2003, 07:34 AM
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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thank You  oops I meen  |
Pro Tool Club....
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08-21-2003, 05:48 PM
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Ledge Runner Baits
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: I live in a house, but my soul is at sea.
Posts: 8,709
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Oh we can all rip one, but when was the last time you put a match to one and could you solder with the flame?
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08-21-2003, 07:34 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: SOCO
Posts: 1,995
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BURGER KING ONION RINGS  |
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08-21-2003, 08:15 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 936
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Moonfire! |
Canalratt1
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08-21-2003, 08:38 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: South Hadley MA
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Mayo and Liptons French Onion Soup Mix the soup with the mayo and a little Cottage Cheese on a Ritz look out baby, All they have to do is hook me up to the boiler at work and they get enough gas to run it. Thom T
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08-21-2003, 09:14 PM
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Needlefish Nazi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Posts: 1,754
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I don't EVEN WANT to GO THERE.......
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Over the Last Several Years HAB'S NEEDLEFISH Have Caught More "Confirmed" 30, 40, 50, and even 60 pound Striped Bass than any other Wooden Needlefish on the Market today. 2 Over 50lbs. and 1 Over 60lbs. in 2005 alone........... "HOOK UP WITH HAB'S" Your Best Bet For BIG BASS.....
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08-21-2003, 09:20 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,381
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Old Tomlinsons - Bridgeport CT - ANYTHING~!
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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