John, didn't you live in Germany?

[Billybob]

Seems I recall that you did, so maybe you can splain somethin.
You see, I'm the purchasing guy at a brass mill, a manly industry for sure. We got about 100 big surly guys, melting metal, working on big machines and all.
So I buy some copper from a company in Germany, and at this time of year they send a little holiday gift over.So a package gets delivered by DHL to the maintenance dept of all places.Label says attn Bill S, contents "LEATHER PURSE"

Well, needless to say - the boys had a great time with this

Really it was just a little business card, wallet thing.
No Really it was.
Really.

Geez.