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Raven · 11-03-2005, 07:13 PM

home depot is getting sued by a man who was super glued to a public restroom toilet seat..... talk about stress.... and i'm sure he'll win.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/03/to....ap/index.html

Squid kids Dad · 11-03-2005, 07:45 PM

Damn...That is certainly worse than having no toilet paper...OUCH

Billybob · 11-04-2005, 12:57 PM

I bet HD just settles.
What's it worth to be glued to a toilet seat for 15 mins ?.
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Not as bad as the guy who's girlfriend glued his weenie to his stomach while he slept

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People - Just say no to adhesives

Jimbo · 11-04-2005, 12:58 PM

Something is way wrong with this situation. First, anyone who has used super glue would agree that it probably would have dried before he sat his lard @$$ down on it. Next, he must be the only person on the face of the earth who wouldn't have given the seat (in a public restroom) at least a cursory glance if not actually performing a quick wipe to get the yutz off. I think due course of law will show this to be self inflicted @ss adhesion.

Swimmer · 11-05-2005, 11:55 AM

ho sits down on a toilet seat wihout checking it first? Wait I have the answer. It came to me while I was writing the first sentence. THE SAME PERSON WHO DOESN'T WASH HIS HAND AND USING THE TOILET.

Pete_G · 11-05-2005, 12:06 PM

Thick cyanacrolate (super glue) can take a surprising amount of time to set up, but just like any other C/A it takes instantly to skin.

I could see it happening, although it does seem unlikely.

fishaholic18 · 11-05-2005, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete_G

Thick cyanacrolate (super glue) can take a surprising amount of time to set up, but just like any other C/A it takes instantly to skin.

I could see it happening, although it does seem unlikely.

Hmmmmm, that gives me a good idea.

Gotofish · 11-09-2005, 08:31 AM

Heard on the news yesterday that this jerk tried to pull the same thing at a visitor's center where he's from.

I kinda felt bad for him at first, but now....I hope they had to take off all the skin on his arse to remove the toilet seat.

Raven · 11-09-2005, 08:37 AM

it was a finger in the chili scam..... oh my

Swimmer · 11-09-2005, 11:44 AM

Read in the Herald this morning 11/09 that this same guy had a problem with a toilet seat in another large chain store about a year ago in the midwest. Nice try, bud.

I just couldn't imagine sitting down anywhere without checking the surface of what I am sitting on. aaarrrrgggggg!

Raven · 11-09-2005, 11:56 AM

i always put down toilet paper on top of the seat.
if i have to use a public toilet seat.....
as you never know what kind of fungus is on that thing....
gives me the shakes & eeby geebies just thinkin about it...

and i think the other incident was a copy- cat crime.
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self inflicted @ss adhesion. [img]images/buttons/quote.gif[/img]ing jimbo

thats some funny sheot man....