Supermarket Grump Extraordinaire!

[BigFish]

So here is how it went down on my trip to the "Supermarket" this afternoon! I pull into the lot and park my brandie new truck all the way across the lot so....you know....folks don't carelessly hit it with their doors or...Gawd forbid...a shopping carriage!(Its ok....my truck is fine....so far!). As I am getting out of my truck I see the shopping cart collector person and he has a stack of about six carts that he pushes over next to this Ford Explorer......he leaves the carts there and walks about 25 feet to where another cart sits and he....and here is where I lose it......shoves the cart across the lot to where the Ford Explorer is and it smashes into the side of the Ford Explorer!!!!!! I think to myself....."What a lazy good for nothin' sonofabitch" as my blood pressure begins to rise!!! (Hold onto your hats....it gets better) So as if that is not bad enough.....he grabs another cart that is nearby and he walks it over to where the other cart is resting against the side of the Ford Explorer that he just hit...... and he proceeds to jam the cart inside the other cart.....AGAINST.....the side of the Ford Explorer!!!!!! Now I am about to lose my F'in mind and I am about to go off on this guy but as I get a look at the useless piece of garbage, I say to myself...."This useless piece of garbage does not speak a word of English...guaranteed!". So rather than cause a scene and waste my breath on this lowlife and then have to go through it again with his supervisor....I decide just to go in and get his boss and tell them what happened!!!!! So his supervisor comes over after I have them paged and I tell them the story and they can't believe it, they are all apologies and don't you know it.....I was dead right the useless, lowlife piece of shiite' garbage does not habla englase'!!!!!! No Speakinzie English!!!!!! Of course I am stunned to hear this as anyone would be.....so I take the supervisor outside to examine the vehicle for damage and surprisingly...just one little dent....lucky the cart only hit the moulding but man....was I hot!!!!! The supervisor thanked me for bringing it to her attention and said she would take care of it and she was all apologies as you can imagine. I hope the little, non-english speaking, bridge troll looking, hadn't bathed in a week, sorry excuse for intelligent life loses his job!!!!

[zacs]

two words.

PEA POD.

[BigFish]

Yeah....then they dent your car in your own driveway!

[beamie]

Larry,

I can't even begin to imagine what would have happened if it were your new sled. We would have been minus 1 "guest worker"

[gone fishin]

Larry - how about this one-- my wife got ticked off when a guy bumped my car and had a few words with him, not nice ones either. we went into the store shopping and when coming out the guy was in another row of cars watching us. The son of a bitch keyed my car all the way down the side. This was a brand new car also. When he knew we spotted him he took off. I couldn't catch him, and didn't get his plate number. I wish I had gotten ahold of the piece of crap. I would have shoved his key where the sun doesn't shine. I looked for him for the longest time to no availe. I think I would have liked to make sure he had to replace a couple of windows!

I think you are going to miss the Jeep - shoulda kept it fora chase car

[Jenn]

Originally Posted by BigFish

. I hope the little, non-english speaking, bridge troll looking, hadn't bathed in a week, sorry excuse for intelligent life loses his job!!!!

Hey then you can complain about having to pay for his unemployment check!

[Skip N]

Probably an illegal alien to top it off! And just think, we are about to grant citizenship to 11 million illegals just like him. They dont care about our great country and becoming amercians and learning our language and culture. They just want our "stuff".

[Raven]

now....dont most super markets have video cams pointed out at their lots for security in case someone is getting robbed?

but anyways years ago i witnessed the same thing....this idiot...
and he looked like the village idiot...mentally challenged and not an illegal... is trying to stack carts together but he is using the front end of a car to do it with ....and is ramming the sheot out of this car because i see it rocking from the abuse..... over and over...
i could not believe the level of stupidity /// no training here.....

so after he's done....i walk over to examine the car for damage
and its substantial to say the least....and i instantly wrote a note to the owner and dropped it through the window crack for them to find it.

then i went in to speak with the manager and to explain what i had witnessed... because it was totally un-acceptable. the manager promised to speak to the individual and i went on my merry way
knowing that if he didn't the vehicle owner would find the note.

[spence]

I don't know what you're all hot and bothered about. A few dents give a car some character.



But in all seriousness, even if he doesn't speak english or went a little light on the sandalwood powder, the poor guy is just trying to earn a living. I doubt his compensation package is all that great. Doesn't excuse the behavior though.

-spence

[fishaholic18]

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around the Supermarket when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts.
What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.

[The Dad Fisherman]