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What's up Chiefy ??????
A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour
of duty, and was leaving
his Mission in the jungle where he has spent
years teaching the natives
when he realizes that the one thing he never
taught them was how to
speak English. So he takes the chief for a
walk in the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief,
"This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts,
"Tree."
The Priest pleased with the response. They
walk a little farther and he
points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts,
"Rock."
The Priest was really getting enthusiastic
about the results when he
hears a rustling in the bushes.
As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of
natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly
responds, "Man riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls
out his blowgun and kills them.
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the
chief that he has spent years
teaching the tribe how to be civilized and
kind to each other, so how
could he kill these people in cold blood that
way?
The chief replied, "My bike."
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