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08-02-2007, 04:49 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
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Tree Face Mystery Solved!
Caught a pesky squirrel wrestling the last piece from the tree today! Curious that these have been there for 2 years and only now they are disappearing? What could the squirrels want with them? Perhaps to light their little nests at night as they are glow in the dark???  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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08-02-2007, 05:06 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
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"just as bass grub for lobsters when the pogies are scarse, so does the noble ground squirell grub for tree ornaments when he cant find his nuts/
thanks for watching mutual of omaha's wild Kingdom"
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08-02-2007, 06:06 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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make them swing
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08-02-2007, 06:16 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Burlington
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Croak one and a hunred show up for the funeral. Pests!! They can munch through a 50 lb. bag of sunflower seed in no time.  |
low & slow 37
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08-03-2007, 07:03 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Landlocked in my own prison
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Ah thank God. The suspense was killing me! Speaking of killing, what are the plans for the squirrels?
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And Nebe, whatever the hell your on I'll take some..... Geez.....
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"Love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
Matt Groening, Life In Hell
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08-03-2007, 07:48 AM
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Wipe My Bottom
Join Date: Sep 2006
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squirrels are surpisingly good eating.
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08-03-2007, 08:38 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2007
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so the squirrels hat ethos tree faces as much as your neighbors.....who knew.....
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08-03-2007, 10:43 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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Mrs Squirrel: Honey we just had some new neighbors move in.
Mr. Squirrel: Yeah I saw.....I can't believe he went up to our house and put that stupid face up right on it.
Mrs. Squirrel: Oh Honey Relax I think he thought he was being nice...seems like a nice fellow.....rather large though. Be patient I'm sure he'll realize we don't want it and he'll take it down.
One year later........
Mr. Squirrel: That stupid face is still stuck to the side of the house, I thought you said he would take it down...
Mrs. Squirrel: have you talked to him and asked nicely if he would mind taking it down?
Mr. Squirrel: I tried but every time he comes out of the house he heads straight to the shed and stays there for hours, either that or he's out the door before the crack of dawn carrying a big ass stick mumbling to himself that "today is the day". And besides you know I'm not a morning person.
Mrs:Squirrel: Oh Honey be patient, I'm sure he's busy with the new house and just hasn't thought of it.....I mean he doesn't even seem to have time to take care of his lawn let alone worry about our house. Just be patient....I'm sure he'll take them down in time.
Another Year Later.....
Mr Squirrel: That's it I've had it with that stupid Face....that thing is now Mocking me......I 'm taking it down Piece by Piece and I don't care what the new neighbors think.
Mrs. Squirrel: Well your gonna do what you want anyway. you never listen to me anyways.
Mr. Squirrel: Good, Cause its outta here, and after I take care of that stupid face I'm getting rid of all those God Damn wooden fish he keeps hanging everywhere....look at it, theres hundreds of them hanging all over the place......no doubt about it, they're next.
Last edited by The Dad Fisherman; 08-03-2007 at 12:49 PM..
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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08-03-2007, 11:00 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
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 lmao
slow day at work huh Kevin |
The United States Constitution does not exist to grant you rights; those rights are inherent within you. Rather it exists to frame a limited government so that those natural rights can be exercised freely.
1984 was a warning, not a guidebook!
It's time more people spoke up with the truth. Every time we let a leftist lie go uncorrected, the commies get stronger.
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08-03-2007, 12:48 PM
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Super Moderator
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Yep.... |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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08-03-2007, 01:36 PM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigFish
Caught a pesky squirrel wrestling the last piece from the tree today!
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Sprinkle some cheyenne peper on em' and let him wrestle with that.  |
" Choose Life "
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08-03-2007, 04:17 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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Bandit Photographed Red Handed!
Caught him workin' hard to get the last of the face! 
Last edited by BigFish; 02-25-2008 at 05:57 PM..
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Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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08-03-2007, 05:08 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
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that is funny....he is on a quest...
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Live at Leeds
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08-04-2007, 10:32 AM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
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Hey S-B.Com
I think we have found a closet tree hugg  er here. |
Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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