Well, my 6 year old son has a "Neopet" - What's that? A digital online pet that you have to log in and play with and feed on occasion. He kinda forgot about it so I logged in and his "digital" pet was "digitally dying". So I had to "digitally feed" it so we would not need to digitally flush it down the toilet

Not that a blue cat / fox looking thing with wings would likely fit down the ol' porcelain casket...
Sorry - had to vent a little - you with little kids will understand
