when he had stood up upon a table in martial arts class
and told all the other students
the sifu (teacher) couldn't make it today
so please go home...come back tomorrow
Just So he could be taught one on one
when the teacher arrived...
One time chuck norris was on jay leno (I think) and jay was asking the usual karate questions. he then asked nNorris about the fact that he had studied under and starred in a movie with bruce Lee. Chuck says something like , Oh yeah , bruce was the best. So Jay says something like 'What about the three American karate movie stars , You , segal and van damm. Could they have taken bruce Lee. norris thinks about it and says 'maybe if lucky they could have beaten him" So Jay says "which one" and Norris goes what do you mean . jay says "Which american karate star could beat Lee if they were lucky"? Norris says , Oh , nobody , I thought you meant all three of us together at once against Lee.
/// his speed would either break the rod, or rip the fish's lips off. 
...it finally happened, there are no more secret spots
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