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Old 02-20-2009, 05:01 PM   #1
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Thumbs down sooooo STINKY
what the F is UP with some DUDES

i was over At #^&#^&#^&#^&s sporting goods

this afternoon looking to buy a new HAT
(they all sucked) and i left empty handed too

most of mine all got wrecked or are kinda worn out

so here's this guy...not sure if he worked there or not

he's in camo clothing with a hunting vest on right...

i walk over to where he was just standing near
a selection of HATS...... a few minutes ago...

and i'm tellin yeah i could barely breathe
because he left behind this pretty boy perfumy
stench of old lady in the grocery store magnitude
that was so strong i had to quickly
walk away... I just couldn't stand it....

i would rather have encountered a FLAPTAIL
beans and onions chili fart than that....

God that is sooo sickening....
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Old 02-20-2009, 05:06 PM   #2
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Maybe he was trying out some new Doe urine?
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Old 02-20-2009, 05:50 PM   #3
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Don't know whats up with stinky people.
I always smell pretty. Even after fishing for 36 hours.(girly secrets)
I am a realist. I have no problem telling you to get away from me because you stink.
Ya should of told him. I would have.
Even if ya have to do it subtly like "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT STENCH?' i GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!"

"It's not about the fish, it's about fishing for the fish. The fish is gravy."
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:08 PM   #4
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Instead of "Metro-sexual he must have been Camo-sexual".
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:22 PM   #5
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Maybe he took a quick "Marine bath" after a day out scouting!
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:42 PM   #6
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He was trolling for Homeless Women......
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