Do these *blanks* really work?

[JohnR]

Do these ________ really work?

My buddy swears by these _________ called ______. He's been fishing _______ around _______ and he's been averaging 3 _______ a trip using _______ ________ them. Anybody else using these and had success?

OK - we can have some fun here but nothing too raunchy please or over the top

best one will win a _____ to be determined by ______

[fishbones]

SB.com Mad Libs. I love it!

[BassDawg]

Originally Posted by JohnR

Do these ____illegal aliens____ really work?

My buddy swears by these ____Brazillians_____ called __Portageeeezze____. He's been fishing ___with them____ around ____Fall REEVE___ and he's been averaging 30 ___schoolies____ a trip using ___scup and____ ____squid with____ them. Anybody else using these and had success?

OK - we can have some fun here but nothing too raunchy please or over the top

best one will win a __race card__ to be determined by ___Jesse Jackson's Momma___

not meaning to offend,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
just trying to color outside of the lines, dooods!

[FishermanTim]

Originally Posted by JohnR

Do these _a-holes_ really work?

My buddy swears by these _"loopholes"_ called _"work injuries"_. He's been fishing _EVERYDAY_ around _the world_ and he's been averaging 350.00_ a trip using _our hard_ _earned money to pay for_ them. Anybody else using these and had success?

OK - we can have some fun here but nothing too raunchy please or over the top

best one will win a _welfare check_ to be determined by _who you know_

Maybe you could have a "disabled state employee run a marathon for us?

[Slipknot]

Originally Posted by JohnR

Do these ____slippery things____ really work?

My buddy swears by these ___self promoted jigs______ called __Penetrator____. He's been fishing _the 3 ounce______ around ___the canal____ and he's been averaging 3 __sales_____ a trip using __these_websites____ _spamming_______ them. Anybody else using these and had success?

OK - we can have some fun here but nothing too raunchy please or over the top

best one will win a __plataweisel_arrangement__ to be determined by __Lenny Clarke____

...

[MrHunters]

you gotta do the noun verb adjective list w/o looking and then plug them in.

[Clammer]

I,m already Disqualified

[MrHunters]

Originally Posted by Clammer

I,m already Disqualified

note i did not offer up the list

[JohnR]

Originally Posted by Clammer

I,m already Disqualified

[The Dad Fisherman]

Originally Posted by JohnR

[B]but nothing too raunchy please or over the top

Sad part is......Try as I may.....I can't seem to keep it clean

[spinncognito]

Originally Posted by JohnR

Do these ___oil based attractants_____ really work?

My buddy swears by these ____smelly-jellies_____ called __lady-lube____. He's been fishing __consistenly_____ around ___strip clubs____ and he's been averaging 3 _"hookers"______ a trip using ___cheesey_pick-up _lines to "lure"___ them. Anybody else using these and had success?

OK - we can have some fun here but nothing too raunchy please or over the top

best one will win a _3-pack of condoms____ to be determined by __Mo Vaughn____

( I do not resemble the above remarks)

[BassDawg]

Originally Posted by Clammer

I,m already Disqualified

hilarious, Clammahhh! but, who'd understand it

even iffin ya did keep it on the legit, G rated rant??


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also,,,,,,,,that is sum funny stuff by Spinn, Slip, and FishermanT!!
good idea Boss! will Nebe, Raven, BFLarry, animal, Vic, et ALL lend their brands of mad libbage to the fray??? should be gooooood!!

[BassDawg]

Originally Posted by JohnR

Do these ____shameless 's____ really work?

My buddy swears by these ____daily_____ called ___Adz For FREE___. He's been phishing ___websites____ around ___the wireless globe____ and he's been averaging 3 ___mill YEEE un hits____ a trip using ___the "Innocent One"____ ____software to approach____ them. Anybody else using these and had success?


best one will win a __S-B tshirt__ to be determined by ___JohnR ~The Benevolent and Sovereign One, Oh GREAT Bossman, The Don of Dot.com___

in keeping with the spirit of shamelessness,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Clammer]

BD

I,ll get you ><><><><

[Frankiesurf]

Do these __wipes______ really work?

My buddy swears by these _moist towelettes_called _Fromunda wipes_. He's been fishing _through the dollar store shelves_ around _P-Town_ and he's been averaging 3_pounds of fromunda cheese_a trip using _the front to back fromunda method with_ them. Anybody else using these and had success?

OK - we can have some fun here but nothing too raunchy please or over the top

best one will win a _cheese grater_ to be determined by _Westport mafias tastebuds_