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Old 04-11-2001, 01:15 PM   #1
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Yuk, yuk

Before any gets pi$$ed, I get this from a co-worker who is both an ex-cop and from the City of Brotherly Love:

Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway Patrolman. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?" The cop answers, "You're in Philadelphia son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car." The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here." The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick. The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?" The cop says, "Just making your wish come true." The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?" The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your buddy, "I wish that a$$hole would've tried that **** (crap) with me!"

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Old 04-11-2001, 01:22 PM   #2
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Good One, LMAO, how ya doing buddy, anybody catching any fish yet? I am going down to the Cape on Saturday to do some looking and may hit Plymouth on the way back, will let you know what happens!!!

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Old 04-11-2001, 05:25 PM   #3
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FW - The Wall has been devoid of fish recently... One fellow has gotten a couple in his boat...

Still getting fish at Providence - some nights good 40+, some nights nuttin...

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Old 04-11-2001, 08:04 PM   #4
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Thanks for the update John, as for the Plymouth power plant got an update tonight it is holdin fish. Will let you know if thats true on Saturday.

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Old 04-11-2001, 10:35 PM   #5
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Cool... I'm hoping to hit a couple spots Friday night (wearing body armor) and Saturday, SW winds permitting (either that or a cod trip)

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