Just really grumpy

[JohnR]

But the new job will be real nice once it warms up

[Karl F]

Good thing about grumpage.. reminds ya yer alive.

'course monitoring all us shacknastied grumped out 'ol pharts, and some young uns too.... , that has to help add to yer grumpage too.

Cold? If I regain the feeling in my extremities, I'll probably remember what that is

[capesams]

grumpin builds caractor..look at me.

[Got Stripers]

John you know what you need, hooters. I prescribe wings, beer and scenery. How about a night out next week, I'm in you call the night.

[JohnR]

Tuesday nights are costume nights at HOOters

[Clammer]

Y E P +++++++++==

[fishweewee]

Hooters, the cure for grumpiness.

[Billybob]

Aah Hooters.
Now listen, ya know I have this great idea but I just can't seem to convince anyone with the bucks to get on board and back this - so I'll share it with you guys.

I'm thinking of a place called Peckers.
You got the same kind of food and stuff as Hooters, BUT you got these young stud guys (kinda like us) waitering.
Instead of the OWL, you got the Woodpecker.

So ya see, all the WOMEN want to go there, cause, well the same reason we all like Hooters.

Now, once the women start going there - the men start going there for the women.

For ya know it EVERYONE"S going there.
And Old Billybob's sitting back countin his money and selling franchises from his boat in the islands!

Whatdya think

[Canalratt1]

[Jenn]

PECKERS!!! LMAO!!!!

[hooked]

With all this cold weather, the waiters might have a problem with getting smaller tips or working shorter shifts.

[Slipknot]

Wankers, not peckers

[fishweewee]

Originally posted by Billybob

I'm thinking of a place called Peckers.
You got the same kind of food and stuff as Hooters, BUT you got these young stud guys (kinda like us) waitering.
Instead of the OWL, you got the Woodpecker.

So ya see, all the WOMEN want to go there, cause, well the same reason we all like Hooters.

Now, once the women start going there - the men start going there for the women.
Whatdya think

It will backfire.

Do you know why?

IT WILL ATTRACT GAY MEN INSTEAD!

That's what happened to Playgirl magazine - the majority of the readership is now comprised of gay men.

Plus - the menu is all wrong - wimmin don't wanta eat greasy wings - you gotta think in terms of finger sandwiches, veggies and other girly food. An tall drinks with umbrellas.

[chris L]

ben

the best thing is a strip joint for guys and one for woman right next door . kinda like the kitchen( guys ) and the cadillac? (Girls) on the berlin turnpike . afterwards you intermingle and go home with an easy date . ah the good old days !

[Billybob]

Damn Weewee.

You might be on to something - I may have ta redo my biz plan.

We're gonna need a gay guy deterrent, something they don't like, but women do?

Hmmm - I'm thinkin.

[chris L]

aint nothing !

[Jenn]

We're gonna need a gay guy deterrent, something they don't like, but women do?

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[JohnR]

Hey Jenn - maybe you and BM can compare notes and let us know

Peckers - that franchise WILL stand on its own merits

[fishweewee]