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Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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02-17-2004, 11:24 PM
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Location: Libtardia
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@$%#@ Food Poisoning!
I was down in Philly this weekend and got a mean case of food poisoning. We were in China Town and I had to have some shrimp Pad Thai.... well 3 hours after lunch I'm getting the sweats and shakes, and a couple hours after that I'm huddled over the hotel toilet blowing chunks, and when there were no chunks left, I was still wretching like a bass taking its last breath. Then came the dia-rah-rah....I'll spare you the details...
Its been 2 days since then and I'm still under the weather... every muscle in my torso is ripped from dryheaving... I cant laugh, burp, cough, even breath deeply without being in a great deal of pain.....
well theres my grumpage for the night 
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02-18-2004, 12:41 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
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DRINK WATER EBEN!!!!
you are deeeeehydrated.
that s**ks 
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Live at Leeds
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02-18-2004, 07:39 AM
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Permanently Disconnected
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02-18-2004, 08:00 AM
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Hope you feel better soon Eben. Like someone else said drink lots of water or gatorade. Even beer will do!

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02-18-2004, 08:42 AM
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Really Old & Really Grumpy
Join Date: Jun 2002
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I hope when you were kneeling to the porclin god your prayer's were heard, just wait till ya get my u know what done before you pass away 
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BOAT fish do count.
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02-18-2004, 08:45 AM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
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Dude that sux  Put a roll of toilet paper in the freezer  You guys make out ok at the show?
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Domination takes full concentration..
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02-18-2004, 08:59 AM
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Feel better dude, nothing worse than food poisoning.
"When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam...diarreah...diarreah" 
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02-18-2004, 10:13 AM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
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Man, if those weren't the details I sure don't want to hear them!  Hope you feel better soon, at least by Saturday.
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Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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02-18-2004, 10:14 AM
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02-18-2004, 10:20 AM
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I feel your pain ! happened to me 2 times last fall .
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02-18-2004, 10:23 AM
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Glad to hear your on the mend Eben... food poisonin' ain't nothin' I'd wish on nobody... well almost.
Air bubbles you say! Put 'em to good use  make grumpsams a special squid 
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02-18-2004, 10:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Eben
my intestines were so empty when I started eating agian, it was like bleeding the brakelines on a 18 wheeler.... lots o air bubbles......
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! 
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02-19-2004, 05:35 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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sorry to hear you got puddi'n ass did ya take any pic's ,ya I know I'm a sick bastage but I really hope your feeling better, I've had it
and it's no fun later link 
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" Happy as a clam at high tide "
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02-21-2004, 09:51 PM
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Below Me
Join Date: May 2003
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the dreaded "scutters"

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02-22-2004, 07:45 AM
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get well soon
eben have some honey and i hope you get your strength back soon....
and next time,,,,,,go to a more reputable seafood place.
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02-23-2004, 11:30 AM
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That sucks bro! I have food poisoning from sushi, not fun, gotta love the spray paint sh-ts!  . Working in restaurants for about 9 years now, i dont often go to cheap restaurants! Ive worked at some pretty good places with a great reputations and some of the stuff i see kills me! If you guys saw what i saw from people getting paid good money were doing in the kitchen, i dont think you guys would be going to chili's or ruby tuesdays were they get paid very little. 
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02-23-2004, 11:42 AM
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Location: Libtardia
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I think it was Blackeye that told me about being in Korea and going in to the bathroom of a resteraunt, and when he opened the door found the cheff washing the day's shrimp in the toilet 
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02-23-2004, 10:46 PM
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Nothing that bad , but close! 
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