Lawnmower Hell

[bassmaster]

My lawn sucks Im gonna bleach it
I think I might beable to get the lawnmower from hell started tomorrow.
I tore the carb apart and emty'd the water outa it.
I need it to last a week or 2
Ya Slip I went and looked at them ride on ones You white people use But my truck goes in shop wed pc o junk, ya think after 273,600 miles It would need a rear axle,its only been grinding for 1 Year.
plus some arseholenshtien stole My friggen CLAM RAKE
now I cant even eat sea snots
Ya happy Cape Sams U old Phart

[capesams]

never

[Backbeach Jake]

I nearly pissed myself on your last one BM. Been there , done that, grass is knee high and I smell like a friggin Sunoco station. No one stole my clamrake but it's busted and I'm sea snot less.

[bassmaster]

sunoco, see I known You was a yuppie buyin gas there for 10.99 a gallon.
Cape Sams. I hope Ya old lady Beats You like a old Mule.......

[capesams]

may a swarm of termites find ya man cave

[Backbeach Jake]

No Yup here What yuppie fixes his own grass chewer or even knows what Sunoco smells like unless he worked there?

[KLMulder]

JohnR may have a clam rake you could buy!

[fishweewee]

[chris L]

then again what yuppie actually cuts his lawn ? hey weewee how much you pay for lawn cutting ? and how often does the service stop by to mow your lawn and detail your ride ?

[bassmaster]

I WANT STEAMERS
every where I go its closed

[Nebe]

Originally posted by bassmaster
I WANT STEAMERS
every where I go its closed

go to Cleaveland

[Goose]

Johns gota rake you can have..... I mean borrow

[Slingah]

had sum dee-lish steamers 2-day...dug by my friend
got mower???????

[TheSpecialist]

Steamers = Kneeland St.

[Karl F]

U come cut my grass, I'll go dig ya steamahs, I know where there is some real good ones, gotta sneak into grumptown for 'em, but I know the grump that gaurds the place.

[BigFish]

Pretty sad day when you gotta drive from the south shore of Boston "to" Kneeland St. for steamers!!!

[fishweewee]

Originally posted by chris L
then again what yuppie actually cuts his lawn ? hey weewee how much you pay for lawn cutting ? and how often does the service stop by to mow your lawn and detail your ride ?

Chris, I used to cut my own lawn with a 21 inch blade.

It took me about 5 hours each cut.

It cut into my fishing time, so I'm having someone else do it.

That and I kept getting bitten by ticks.

[chris L]

yeah I could see that lasting 5 hours . them estates are big out your way with expansive lawns . why not plant beach sand then you could use your lawn monies for pracical things like club memberships , greens fees at brook lawn CC or blind brook CC.

[Raven]

theres a particular time to cut your lawn that increases growth and encourages it to spread out..... then also theres a particular time to cut it to ->discourage growth and make it grow less.

also if you quit fertilizing the heck out of it like your trying to grow the worlds largest pumpkin thats half the battle right there.

i laugh at people out there pushing around a chemical lawn spreader with the grub killer included because that stuff makes grass roots not have to seek any depth in order to find nutients
so it grows shallow root structures that constantly have to be
watered and pampered and fertilized and cut....IE PRISONER OF THE LAWN....
>>> chemical fertilizers kill worms and is BAD!!!!<<<
think worms ...is the answer! they are the soil doctors ...you take your leaves (maple and others but no OAK LEAVES because of the tanic acid which retards growth) and you run your lawn mower over them where ever your lawn needs fertilization and grind them into confetti....a mulching mower helps... and let the worms do the rest. a 3 inch blade of grass shades out any weed.

[Slipknot]

buy a new cell phone lawnboy!

[bassmaster]

Bruce i went friday and the new ones aint gut the jack for the antenna like my old one.
rather use old phone and have signal from My toilet
got rock

[Raven]

i have one of those battery charging dewalt radios for construction thats built to take a beating.... and it does. The only problem is...the reception totally sucks...so i went to good ole radio shack....and they had zilch __ nada __ zero for screw on
antennas so any of you guys that have 5 mile/10 mile hand held radios PM me if theres something you could suggest that i replace this one with i'll do you a favor someday... ok
thanks in advance -RAVEN

[bassmaster]

Cant Help You there Buddy, How about best Buy???

[grampa old spook]

now if you had just gotten your ass up here last year when i told you to you couldve had a john deere like mine,only theyres was stone stock,mines been set up for tractor pulls,bored out and reworked rejetted carb,rebuilt front end,kj's,rebuilt steering column,new pins and spring clips thruout and tranny with new detents,springs gears and seals,complete tuneup with new parts and more than i can shake a stick at etc etc,turnkey with snow blower and mower deck,manuals etc.dont waste your money on the new j-d's they suck,wont pull worth a #^&#^&#^&#^& and wont take half the attatchements the older ones do.my 73 110 with a 10hp kohler will be up for grabs later this year for 1250 with deck and blower/chains and do a couple s/s pulls at the county fairs,sorry no integral sleeve hitch for cat 0 yet on the back,it wont last up here too long on the block,i hauled 40 foot oaks/maples/pines a foot thick or more out of the woods with it with no probs whatsoever,the older ones go quick and usually stomp the piss out of the cubs and newer deers at the tractor pulls.good luck,d if you want a rider for 300-500 (minute chance of a john deere but dont count on it) i have a guy downcounty with a yard full of riders.let me know.oh yeah,this was my driveway after i got done with the blower,6 foot drift from house to house,the neighbors an #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& so i made him shovel his roach.only reason i am selling is i need at least 420 or a farmall c to h series to work down the farm come time with cat 3 equipment haying and doing corn/till/mow/pick etc with or this model b i have my eyes on.and you guys piss and moan over 6 inches,this storm went 36 hours,the 1st noreaster winter storm we had........

[bassmaster]

that is no lawn

[crashfromamesbury]

bm, i have a lawnmower you can borrow til i close on my house in hyannis.. starts nearly everytime.. i don't have a real lawn to mow at the moment..

cost, couple of needles and a tadpole..

[missing link]

my friggin mowers are broke also later ,link sr

[bassmaster]

i go to sears and ya gots to order every thing
what the hell
I got the diazanon stuff to get rid of ticks and ants But need to mow the lawn from hell
got bleach?