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06-16-2004, 06:54 PM
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GrayBeards
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Turd Bowl
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Please Tell Me Where I Can Catch A 50 Pound Bass
I'm not willing to put in the time, I could care less about tides, moon phases, winds, bait, migratory stages or any of that useless crap.
I don't want to do any homework, and I want my fifty handed to me on a silver platter.
Please let me know a place where I can do that soon (GPS coordinates would be nice), but somewhere where I don't have to walk far.
Plugs are not for me, I'm anxious to plunk my fat ass down in a chair and dunk some meat, kick back with a case of brewskies, shine my light in the water and litter like there's no tomorrow.
If it's on private property, that's even better, I luv waking up people in the middle of the night and running over people's lawns. If I tear up some sod that's a bonus.
Thanks, and if I'm successful I'll be sure to pass on your info to fifty of my friends.
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06-16-2004, 06:56 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: .
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06-16-2004, 07:01 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: North River
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06-16-2004, 07:02 PM
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Permanently Disconnected
Join Date: Nov 2002
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41.24.598 070.57.178
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06-16-2004, 07:12 PM
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Guest
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: RI
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Jersey!!!
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06-16-2004, 07:14 PM
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Guest
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: RI
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Wait!
I have a better idea!!
Just go to one of the Co-ops once commercial season is open and get one!!
you wont even have to use any muscle to land it either!
Plus they might even fillet it for ya!! 
Last edited by bud8fan; 06-16-2004 at 07:32 PM..
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06-16-2004, 08:02 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: between wh & bi
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YAWN !!
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06-16-2004, 08:04 PM
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M.S.B.A.
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: I live in the Villiage of Hyannis in the Town of Barnstable in the Commonwealth of MA
Posts: 2,795
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Scuppers Please
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"It is impossible to complain and to achieve at the same time"--Basic Patrick (on a good day)
 
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06-16-2004, 08:22 PM
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
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west dennis beach in July at low water during a hot day in the sun
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Pro Tool Club....
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06-16-2004, 08:26 PM
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Below Me
Join Date: May 2003
Location: low
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using a plover chick for a drop
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06-17-2004, 02:19 AM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
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Block Island and 1 stick of dynamite.
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06-19-2004, 12:10 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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mystic seaport or the new england aquarium . just get there befor seal feeding time / tank cleaning .
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06-19-2004, 07:11 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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Pet shops or fire stations.
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06-19-2004, 12:17 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Holyoke
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The only spot that you will need to know, where to catch a 50 is simple. The ocean. hahaha
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" There's no way, no way you could have come from my gene's. When we get home I am going punch your momma right in the mouth." Sheriff B. T. Justice
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06-21-2004, 07:04 AM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: R.I.
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in your dreams...
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06-21-2004, 07:57 AM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
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06-22-2004, 06:40 AM
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GrayBeards
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Turd Bowl
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06-22-2004, 04:41 PM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
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I'll post a report when I get the pictures back.... You gonna wanna roll into a ball and cry........ |
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06-23-2004, 11:07 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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You know my friend, that you resemble a certain viking madman from Wierd Science,
If you are the same man, try to stay out of my house with your motorcycle.
Anyhow, we've whipped up a nasty little soire at Lloyd's house...you know chips, dips, shains, whips...no candle wax on the nipples or that sort of thing.
Try fishing near my van...down by the river.
Later,
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John Redmond Thinks He's Smart By Changing My Avatar
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06-25-2004, 10:00 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Rochester, NH
Posts: 202
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50# Bass
Just put your plug where my wife can sit on it.
OH 50# BASS.
Sorry - Never mind
Sarge
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The Ole Sarge
RC&SU (Rude Crude & Socially Unacceptable)
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
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06-26-2004, 12:14 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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06-26-2004, 04:32 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Neptune, NJ
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fifty
PLLLEEEEASSSEE!!!!!
Don't even think of telling his sorry butt to come to New Jersey, man we got our own brand of them there >&%^* here LOL
salt.....
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