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10-19-2004, 09:59 AM
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DDG-51
Join Date: Mar 2002
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How to clean your toilet
How To Clean Your Toilet -
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate! ! and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat
is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides
a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom
and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly
lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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10-19-2004, 10:18 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Bridgewater, MA
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Classic! I needed that. |
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10-19-2004, 11:55 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: MA
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I hate cats  |
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10-19-2004, 01:03 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
Posts: 6,049
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get a dog
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10-19-2004, 03:21 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Maine
Posts: 4,547
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10-19-2004, 03:44 PM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: R.I.
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love it!!! |
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10-19-2004, 08:36 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
Posts: 21,692
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I love cats... they taste like plover  |
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10-21-2004, 10:38 AM
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Scuttlebutt
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Westport,MA
Posts: 2,433
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Classic! |
Wasajigifying -[ was - a - jig-i-fy-ing] - the concept of not knowing what the hell your saying.
My Photography Page!
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10-21-2004, 08:13 PM
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Seal Control
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Caver, Ma.
Posts: 3,875
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"All my friends are Flakes!!"
BOATLESS 
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10-22-2004, 10:27 AM
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Scuttlebutt
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Westport,MA
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one question.. whadda do if the cat is a "indoor" cat??
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Wasajigifying -[ was - a - jig-i-fy-ing] - the concept of not knowing what the hell your saying.
My Photography Page!
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