Here's a few pointers BM showed us Sat. night
1: After you are pulled over, immediatley jump out of your vehicle and act like you're gonna charge at the officer.
2: Get back in your vehicle and slam the door so hard that it cracks the frame.
3: When officer approaches you, ask him right away "Are you gonna give me an F'in ticket?"
4: Also ask, "Did you pull me over because I drive a Jeep and you think I'm gay?"
5: If the officer is taking too long writing the ticket, you know how they like to sit in their vehicle and mahe you wait, just Beep the horn and yell "HURRY UP!! I WANT TO GO HOME!!"
6: The officer will call for back-up, because he's scared %$%$%$%$. When the back-up asks where you are coming from, say "There's no F'in fish on the Cape."
7: When they send you on your way, be sure to dump the clutch and pelt their vehicles with rocks and accelerate quickly to the speed limit.
I'm sure there's more and Canalman will probably add to this, but he got away with a Warning.
Worked like a charm.
Thanks for the great time BM, we have to do it again.
Dave
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