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Old 12-18-2005, 08:04 PM   #1
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WTF IS UP WITH

THIS PICTURE:::

Some of the yuongins on this site call me [[old timer]]

Well go figure .. its true Both F $%^&*( knees are gone , & the back isn,t a whole lot better ..,
Ya they have cut me up a few times / to save my life ================IN THERE OPINION
flunked [ANOTHER} physical last week ;;
take enough meds to keep their stocks up ::
I have to fish with somebody at night /Cuz I can,t see = to tie knots ..,.,
Yep & its true I slipped[Fell] into the water last we / BYE BYE cell phone //
But I got up & went fishing all day ,.,.

Today // Flat ass calm to its [[N O T }} cold .. Well G/S , Slip & myself are going fishing ;; WE meet up & the first thing slip say,s ============= Not hello or a hand shake even through we havn,t find together in over two years============================================= ======= I forgot my AqUASKIN GLOVES // F #$%^&*( Guy is the size of a F #$%^&*()*&^% Tank // Give me a f #$%^&* break // it wasn,t cold / ya don,t need f #$%^&*( gloves ..
Well so much for that // now we have to wait for Got STripers to get all his F $%^&* clothes on // he must have thought we were going to the f #$%^&* North Pole To get Stoned with Santa ><><><<
as the day progresses the f #$%^&*( both of them Gotta PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE // G/S is trying to hold it in & Slip is toooooooooooooooooooo worried about what we are gonna bounce off or into //
Finally Slip has to ask me to go someplace he can [[lean on]] WTF / just f #$%^&*( PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..
About 1 hour later G/S can,t hold it any longer & asked if I,ll take him to shore // He,s got sooooooooooooo much F@#$%^&*( clothes on // it takes him a 1/2 hour to find it & use it ///...,

WE,Ll after all the B $^&s#$%^& I figure we can get back to [[SERIOUS}} fishin // That didn,t last long at // The F #$%^&*( wimps /G/S also has a extra layer with his life vest & slips has one of the pull & release one,s..,

TheY, Are F #$%^&*( COld .. mY feet are cold , when we quittin ??????????? I,ve had it ======
disharted & dejected I leave the fish for another day ............................. so the MONSTER MEN can get warm in the truck & take their wimpy asses back to Massachusetts ...
&&&&&&&&&& the SAGA Continues

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Old 12-18-2005, 08:08 PM   #2
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You Go Clam-Man.....
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Old 12-18-2005, 08:23 PM   #3
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We Love Ya Clammer.
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Old 12-18-2005, 08:50 PM   #4
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Ya clammah for an old man you don't do bad.

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Old 12-18-2005, 09:28 PM   #5
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keep on tr#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& old timer

Thanks again for another adventure
didja notice I packed light this time? I had less stuff than Bob
whadda ya complainin' about?you caught fish didn't ya?
I never seen a boat guy get outfished by a 9 year old kid fishing from shore no less, before

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Old 12-18-2005, 09:34 PM   #6
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Is that Clammers truck????

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Old 12-18-2005, 10:01 PM   #7
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You haven't changed your line in how many years ?????????....and you own a pair of Aquaskin gloves...lol thats a big WTF!
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Old 12-18-2005, 10:02 PM   #8
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Kind of a scary picture Bruce...I know its a thumb but someone still has their hand down someones pants and I am sure there is only 1 thumb in there!

Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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Old 12-18-2005, 10:16 PM   #9
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So glad I made it back.

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Old 12-18-2005, 10:39 PM   #10
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OMG Slip.......

I remember that.....

BF that's JohnR's truck, in the Viking club parking lot...
them two guys, well..............

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Old 12-19-2005, 05:52 AM   #11
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Clammer. WTF are they callin' us old for. neither one of us is 60 yet and we can both out fish, out fight and out F$#@^ these kids!!!

No boat, back in the suds.
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Old 12-19-2005, 08:45 AM   #12
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OMG Slip.......

I remember that.....

BF that's JohnR's truck, in the Viking club parking lot...
them two guys, well..............

I saw that and thought that looked like my truck. Explains a lot too - all that hot air has thinned out the truck's gas... The Polish Curse... I guess I didn't make it out to the truck soon enough that night. But what I don't remember was who "borrowed" the stainless thru-wire from who

Had to edit out the picture a little for fear of the having S-B incorrectly labed as "PORN" , AGAIN

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Old 12-19-2005, 08:50 AM   #13
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Had to edit out the picture a little for fear of the having S-B incorrectly labed as "PORN" , AGAIN
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Paul //two out of thre ain,t bad

Tony // you read it wrong // Slip has the Aquaskin Gloves / I never change my line

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Clammer. WTF are they callin' us old for. neither one of us is 60 yet and we can both out fish, out fight and out F$#@^ these kids!!!
pffft---just a couple of young punks under 60, not even dry behind the ears yet.
Let me know when yar really old.

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Old 12-19-2005, 03:22 PM   #17
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NOt Dry /that cuz she pissed on my head

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Old 12-19-2005, 03:32 PM   #18
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Old 12-19-2005, 05:36 PM   #19
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Don't hold it in Mike, tell us how you really feel!

PLEASE PICK UP YOUR TRASH!
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Old 12-19-2005, 08:16 PM   #20
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Hey OX ya Big Guy .WTF ya been

Hope all is well & if not F/I

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Old 12-20-2005, 07:05 AM   #21
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Or otherwise known as "BROTHERHOOD OF THE CLAM"
i have the documentation on that....from the Clammer museum

it was called the Ancient Order then.... out on the old fishing fleet.

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Old 12-20-2005, 07:54 AM   #22
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be on the LOOK out

because it's been reported that he often sneaks up on tourists at the beach and scares the CRAP out of them.... as seen in this Photo.

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Old 12-20-2005, 12:32 PM   #23
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ya Sick M$%^&*( F $%^&*(

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Old 12-22-2005, 10:14 AM   #24
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Talking i was very tempted

quoting the clammah: North Pole To get Stoned with Santa ><><><<

yep.... shoulda woulda coulda but decided nada.... )
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