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01-17-2006, 09:20 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
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Having Ex-Wives.......
Ahhhh yes.....Ex-wives! They are just wonderful......aren't they!  Mine was the evil spawn of Satan himself!  The best part is when I am in a throw down, knock out with the "X"!!!!! Then I get to fight with my girlfriend too!  Its the only time we ever fight is when I am having problems with the "X"!!!!  My girlfriend always has all the answers.....she just knows exactly what I should do to screw my "X" over....but she just does not get it!!!!! See! She is still ranting and raving from the other room as I type this!!!!  Somebody just shoot me now.......please!
Thanks...needed to vent! Gonna start drinking again...and right quick! |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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01-17-2006, 09:45 PM
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Wishin' for fishin'
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Brockton
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Hate is a terrible thing. I never thought of myself as a hateful person, but people can be so cold and uncaring. It goes both ways.
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01-17-2006, 10:25 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Whitman,Ma.
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Larry I feel your PAIN....My secret is dont have a steady girlfriend..Keep them all at a distance... |
I'm going where I'm going... 
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01-17-2006, 10:46 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Bedford, NH
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Divorce is never the answer.
Real men fake their own deaths.
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01-18-2006, 12:17 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
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If ya treat all woman the way you would want to be treated ///it would be difficult to have those feelings & as a bonus //alot of G reat SEX  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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01-18-2006, 04:51 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: On my boat
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Divorce is something that I don't understand !!!
Maybe it's because, I'm from an Italian family that it dosen't exist, going back generations!!!
Divorce is never a good thing !!!
Especially when kids are involved!!!
Usually kids who come from divorced parents, end up doing the same later on in life !!!
Maybe thats why I don't understand it!
Last edited by Raider Ronnie; 01-18-2006 at 04:56 AM..
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LETS GO BRANDON
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01-18-2006, 07:23 AM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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It happens Ron! It could happen to you just as easy as the guy next door...you think I wanted divorce? Problem was the hormone imbalanced, bi-polar, control freakin' beyotch I was married to!!!! |
Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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01-18-2006, 08:57 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
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so when are you getting marreid agian???  |
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01-18-2006, 09:09 AM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
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Originally Posted by BigFish
Problem was the hormone imbalanced, bi-polar, control freakin' beyotch I was married to!!!! |
Wow, I thought that was called PMS. |
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01-18-2006, 09:16 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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Could be worse.....you could have 2 Ex-wives....like a buddy of mine.....and he's married again. The Guy is a sucker for punishment
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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01-18-2006, 09:27 AM
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Plug Paladin
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Jackson, N.J.
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Originally Posted by BigFish
It happens Ron! It could happen to you just as easy as the guy next door...you think I wanted divorce? Problem was the hormone imbalanced, bi-polar, control freakin' beyotch I was married to!!!! |
If she was this bad then why did you marry her?  |
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01-18-2006, 09:31 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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Originally Posted by Striperknight
If she was this bad then why did you marry her? |
Most of that is caused by a Chemical reaction......Gold coming into contact w/ the left ring finger usually triggers it. |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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01-18-2006, 09:53 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
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you all don,t listen// the worse day S crewing is better than the best day fishing  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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01-18-2006, 10:06 AM
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Seldom Seen
Join Date: May 2001
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If you haven't walked the walk, your talk has no meat. Sorry, that means you too mike. Larry, you know better than to vent on that one in a public forum. You want to vent, call a brother in arms. Will PM my cell # to you.
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“Americans have the right and advantage of being armed, unlike the people of other countries, whose leaders are afraid to trust them with arms.” – James Madison.
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01-18-2006, 10:44 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
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Hey ROSS // its just my opinion // I realize all tooooooooo well that we all have different problems & I respect that // You know me well enough to know its just my opinion == that there isn,t a woman on earth that shouldn,t be loved [physical] that being said /if ya hit them topside after with a f #$%^&*()(*& hammer that,s [OK] toooooooooooooooo  |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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01-18-2006, 10:54 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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then.... :o)
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Originally Posted by Clammer
you all don,t listen// the worse day S crewing is better than the best day fishing |
you MUST be one hell of a fisherman ahh hahahahahah  |
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01-18-2006, 10:57 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: On my boat
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Originally Posted by BigFish
It happens Ron! It could happen to you just as easy as the guy next door...you think I wanted divorce? Problem was the hormone imbalanced, bi-polar, control freakin' beyotch I was married to!!!! |
Not going to happen to me,
Like I said, It doesn't happen in my family!!! |
LETS GO BRANDON
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01-18-2006, 11:03 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: On my boat
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Originally Posted by Striperknight
If she was this bad then why did you marry her? |
Thats what I don't understand!!!
If the was evil when things got bad,
She was evil before you married her!!!
You were just not looking or thinking before you married her!!!
My grandfather allways told me, If you want to find out what a woman is really like, spend a lot of time with her mother and find out what she is really like!!! |
LETS GO BRANDON
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01-18-2006, 11:17 AM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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Pain and Divorce
I have been involved in more breakups and divorces than most attorneys. Wish I had the dough for straightening chit out. I have seen the pain and sometimes it just never goes away even after both parties find someone else. Keep your chin up Larry.
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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01-18-2006, 11:40 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2005
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move on to.....
the make up sex w/ the girlfriend, you'll forget all about the X
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01-18-2006, 11:42 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Cumberland,RI
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Can't live with them , can't live without them!!
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Saltheart
Custom Crafted Rods by Saltheart
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01-18-2006, 05:08 PM
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Seldom Seen
Join Date: May 2001
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Clammah, i love you. Just forgot youse from a different planet! I see you soon! Thanks for making me laugh most days
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“Americans have the right and advantage of being armed, unlike the people of other countries, whose leaders are afraid to trust them with arms.” – James Madison.
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01-18-2006, 05:41 PM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: R.I.
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like rr's grandpa said. or then there's was al bundy said- can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.
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01-18-2006, 08:55 PM
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Jiggin' Leper Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 61° 30′ 0″ N, 23° 46′ 0″ E
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Originally Posted by Raider Ronnie
Divorce is never a good thing !!!
Especially when kids are involved!!!
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And staying together while regularly having scream fights like a banshee is? |
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01-18-2006, 09:02 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: On my boat
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Originally Posted by Mike P
And staying together while regularly having scream fights like a banshee is?
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I've been with my wife for close to 20 years,
Not 1 fight !!! |
LETS GO BRANDON
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01-18-2006, 09:12 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Whitman,Ma.
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I was with mine for 20 yrs before she moved on..Oh and Ron she was Italian.. |
I'm going where I'm going...
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01-18-2006, 09:16 PM
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Registered User
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Location: On my boat
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Originally Posted by Squid kids Dad
I was with mine for 20 yrs before she moved on..Oh and Ron she was Italian.. |
Mike,
Maybe that was the problem,
She is and your not  |
LETS GO BRANDON
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01-18-2006, 11:06 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Whitman,Ma.
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LOL....Could be,,Never did like her side of the family,But I have to say they didnt like me either..Mainly because I was Irish,,,I guess Irish and Italian dont mix...
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I'm going where I'm going...
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01-19-2006, 01:30 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 4,716
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Originally Posted by Raider Ronnie
Divorce is something that I don't understand !!!
Maybe it's because, I'm from an Italian family that it dosen't exist, going back generations!!!!
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I think what Ronnie is trying to say is some Italian familys are being tortured.  |
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01-19-2006, 02:13 PM
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GrayBeards
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Turd Bowl
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Originally Posted by Raider Ronnie
I've been with my wife for close to 20 years,
Not 1 fight ...
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...yet.  |
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