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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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02-27-2006, 05:46 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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One More.....Grocery Cart Etiquette!
Your thoughts on the pains in the ass that feel the need to block a whole friggen isle with their shopping cart!!!  They leave their cart on one side of the isle while they grab something from the opposite side....thus blocking the entire isle!!! Or the new trend.....pulling the friggen cart from the front instead of pushing.....pain in the butt people! Or when they get in line in front of you and then realize they forgot something right in the middle of being rung up and they run back across the f'in store to get what they need saying..."I will only be a minute"!!!! 7 minutes later they return and then realize what they got was actually not what they wanted and then they say "forget it"!!!!!!!!
I could go on....anyone wanna go shopping with me??? I hate it!!!! |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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02-27-2006, 05:49 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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Larry, you better stay out of the supermarket, your blood pressure will probably go down....  |
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02-27-2006, 05:53 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
Posts: 6,267
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your whacked.......
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02-27-2006, 05:55 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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I hate the supermarket!!!!!  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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02-27-2006, 06:19 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
Posts: 5,985
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Shopping carts should have those tricycle bells on them to announce your presence to those who chose to ignore you. Ding-ding!, ding-ding! until their heads pop out of their hinies and they move.
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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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02-27-2006, 06:48 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
Posts: 17,125
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yes I'd like to go shop with you to see how perfect you are so I know what I am supposed to do with my carraige when I want something on the other side of the isle.  |
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03-02-2006, 06:29 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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you kill me
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Originally Posted by BigFish
I hate the supermarket!!!!!
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there's times for politeness and then you have to just yell
OUT OF MY WAY coming thru ---> make way....
and if that doesnt work in a real deep voice i go:
(this should be easy for you BF)
fee fii fooo fum and i crash my friggan cart right into theres
bam ! that usually works and bring a sqeaky toy
to make noises at them...with... soon you'll be laughing  |
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03-02-2006, 11:11 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: S. Yarmouth, MA
Posts: 1,604
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Raven you're bringing a whole new genre of tactics to the supermarket experience. I am going to remember to incorporate animal noises, maybe some classic Monty Python or Three Stooges expressions, possibly Yosemite Sam, to the rude, obtuse, or otherwise plain old ignorant blocking the aisles. This could even embarrass members of my own family let alone the target audience. I'm so excited I almost can't wait to go shopping again.
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02-27-2006, 08:14 PM
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zoom
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Quincy
Posts: 4,145
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Originally Posted by fishaholic18
Larry, you better stay out of the supermarket, your blood pressure will probably go down.... |
Yes stay out of:
Supermarkets
Walmarts
Home Cheapo
Drunkin Donuts
Gas Stations
Vehicles of any kind
Any road I am on
Maybe you should just stay home ALWAYS !!!!! (except to go fishing) |
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Things done at the last possible minute are done with the greatest possible information. Procrastination is, therefore, the most efficient means of doing things.
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02-27-2006, 07:28 PM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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Food Stores
I always thought it was a great place to scope out chicks!!! |
Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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02-27-2006, 08:34 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Newport, RI
Posts: 2,316
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Originally Posted by Swimmer
I always thought it was a great place to scope out chicks!!! |
Haha, very true. My local Stop and Shop is right on the edge of Salve Regina...
I almost like food shopping. |
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02-28-2006, 07:30 AM
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googan
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Googanville
Posts: 354
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Whoever invented those shopping carts
that are mock-ups of little cars
should be jailed.
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02-28-2006, 08:29 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,203
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Originally Posted by MoroneSaxatilis
Whoever invented those shopping carts
that are mock-ups of little cars
should be jailed.
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Hey....Be nice....I'm the IT guy for that company. That little cart helps pay my salary.
I keep pushing for a Beach buggy version with a rod holder up front that holds snoopy rods....Not buying into it yet |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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02-28-2006, 09:07 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 3,595
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Larry, u make me LOL
VB
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02-28-2006, 11:57 AM
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googan
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Googanville
Posts: 354
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Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman
....Not buying into it yet
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Thank Gawd |
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02-28-2006, 09:55 AM
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
Posts: 3,275
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Larry, maybe you should just stay in the house that way nobody could bother you..........
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“It’s not up to the courts to invent new minorities that get special protections,” Antonin Scalia
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02-28-2006, 01:29 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: cape cod when my meds r workin right
Posts: 1,412
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larry its simple? just Doubble your meds ;the day you go !!!!!if you time it wright you can have one of the electict carts ;and YOU can get in every ones way your self ..can;t beatum than joinum?? capt.cc
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