I have just a few more items to pick up before my shopping for the holiday is complete! So tomorrow morning, armed with cash and a bad attitude, I shall make one last savage thrust into the mayhem of holiday shopping commonly referred to as "the hustle and bustle"! If the crowd gets too thick, may the moment never arise, I shall detonate a small but potent methane "air retardant" which will render all within a 50 foot radius absolutely helpless! Concocted from tonights American Chop Suey and tomorrow mornings coffee and chocolate donut, it will surely bring tears to the eyes of any who stand in my way!
Merry Christmas to all!
