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02-14-2007, 11:11 AM
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Night Stalker
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Ever happened to you?
You bust some serious a s s in your cube just as a female co-worker walks in.
Just had this happen to me. The worst part was that it was a co-worker that I don't communicate with much so we couldn't laugh it off. 
Well....she needed help with something that doesn't necessarily fall into my responsibilities. I guess you could say it was a natural defense mechanism.
Hope she learned her lesson.  |
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02-14-2007, 11:20 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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You should have just looked at her and asked "Was that you?"
She'd never bother you again
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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02-14-2007, 11:41 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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WELL SIMILAR
except it was in a elevator cubicle... i get in and ride this
elevator
with a family who smelt horrible...i mean BAD... like they hadn't had
washed up in several weeks ok... so they get off at the first floor...
and i'm thinkin thank god... but ya know that stench stayed in the elevator to floor number two...
and i'm thinkin... oh boy.... this SUCKS!
just watch! as soon as the door opens the most beautiful girl in the world
will be standing there ready to go down and she'll think i was
the unwashed culprit...
and i had showered just an hour prior to that.. after work,,, and sure enough...  it happened. |
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02-14-2007, 04:42 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: PHX AZ its a DRY HEAT 122
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Once when I quietly released one. I've since learned its like a silent dog whistle but for females. A female coworker picks that moment to walk up, she sniffs the air and asks what cologne I'm wearing as she liked it. She was a real cowgirl. Thought nothing of cleaning the head cheese off her horse by hand. I lied, told her it was "Stetson".
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02-14-2007, 05:00 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: New Hampshire
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nope. always went to someone elses cube to do that  |
boatless................can I have a ride?
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02-14-2007, 05:05 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: jerseyshore
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Whats a cube??
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FORE!
It's usually darkest just before it turns Black..
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02-14-2007, 05:25 PM
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Night Stalker
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NIB
Whats a cube??
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check out the movie Office Space  |
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02-14-2007, 05:33 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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used to share an office with a guy that let them fly all the time........and I MEAN BAD....rotten to the core.....he didnt give a darn. 5-15 times a day!!!!!
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Simplify.......
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02-14-2007, 10:49 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: lakeville, ma
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try hangin' at m+d's with png around.  |
no signature required.
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02-15-2007, 06:37 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Maine
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what is bust some serious a s s ? Were you working hard?  |
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02-15-2007, 06:40 AM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
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Everyone's been busted, certainly at least suspected...
Go offensive - drop bombs via airmail to other parts of the office. Kinda like setting up invisible roadblocks
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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02-15-2007, 07:43 AM
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Night Stalker
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MAC
what is bust some serious a s s ? Were you working hard? |
no.....you're thinking about "busting your ass"  |
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02-15-2007, 07:53 AM
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Afterhours Custom Plugs
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: R.I.
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old job...was in my office sitting down having a coffee with the receptionist dropped my pen got up bent over to pick up pen and one flew out of nowhere in her direction..we were friends and got a big laugh out of it for years.
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02-15-2007, 09:52 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Rhode Island
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When I used to work in printing this graphic supply salesman came in one Friday afternoon after a 8-martini lunch and ripped one in my boss' face as he was sitting at his desk - on purpose.
Then the drunk guy starts laughing and pointing at my boss saying - in a thick Boston accent, "Hah, hah....I fotted in ya face!"
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02-15-2007, 04:59 PM
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Registered User
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Location: Maine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by luds48
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no.....you're thinking about "busting your ass" |
ok  I never had the pleasure or should I say displeasure of working in a cubicle. It would get too crowded for me  |
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02-15-2007, 05:08 PM
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Wipe My Bottom
Join Date: Sep 2006
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i am a fartriloquist.
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02-15-2007, 06:01 PM
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Seldom Seen
Join Date: May 2001
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BW from AZ
She was a real cowgirl. Thought nothing of cleaning the head cheese off her horse by hand.
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 BW, ROTFLMAO...half of the right coast population don't have a clue what you said! |
“Americans have the right and advantage of being armed, unlike the people of other countries, whose leaders are afraid to trust them with arms.” – James Madison.
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02-22-2007, 03:19 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Cumberland, RI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenn
used to share an office with a guy that let them fly all the time........and I MEAN BAD....rotten to the core.....he didnt give a darn. 5-15 times a day!!!!!
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Funny, I don't remember you. |
Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement -- Keith Benning
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02-22-2007, 05:55 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Simplify.......
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02-22-2007, 06:30 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Vineyard Haven
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Quote:
Originally Posted by taJon
nope. always went to someone elses cube to do that |
Crop dusting is the most entertaining way to break ass. |
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