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09-05-2006, 03:20 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 3,036
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Clammer's Boat Hijacked....
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09-05-2006, 04:46 AM
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Very Grumpy bay man
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 10,824
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I actually was called and flew in from the wilds of Burrillville to help with the intervention. All Clammer kept mumbling was "it will never be the same"
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No boat, back in the suds.  
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09-05-2006, 06:30 AM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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Yup..It's true. we yanked the SS Clammer and he's sick  over it. He had to double up on his Meds. The boat don't know what to think, it's never been out this long.....
It;s gonna be all perty when it goes back in though. It'll be OK Clammer.
John, where are the pix...  |
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09-05-2006, 07:24 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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i dont know a clean boat ? might not be safe to fish in . all the good vibes are gone .
got a picture of his expression ?
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09-05-2006, 07:29 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,945
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Oh Man.. sorry for your loss Mike...
they bleached the mojo out..  |
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09-05-2006, 07:30 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
Posts: 21,690
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one man's grunge is another man's mojo- its going to take alot of bluefish blood to get her back to normal  |
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09-05-2006, 07:30 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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a little or allot i should say....of bluefish blood splattered everywhere should do the trick....go gettum Clammer... 
and nice work guys....  |
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09-05-2006, 07:55 AM
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What was that!?!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Kingston, NH
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pleeeeaaasssee! |
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09-05-2006, 07:56 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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just none of his crack
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09-05-2006, 07:58 AM
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Very Grumpy bay man
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 10,824
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JohnR has them....
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No boat, back in the suds.
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09-05-2006, 08:05 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Southern NH
Posts: 3,781
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Dats a`nice very nice.... now get him in the tub 
Nice to have good wacky friends.... I see a sitcom here  |
Good health and family
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09-05-2006, 08:08 AM
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#12
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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Originally Posted by Skitterpop
Dats a`nice very nice.... now get him in the tub
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WOW
now that a picture I hope to never ever never ever see .
good luck to those that try . he may be short in height but ... he is a tough old bluefish hunter LOFL |
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09-05-2006, 08:28 AM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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S S Clammer
Too funny! You'll all have to officially relaunch it now.
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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09-05-2006, 08:37 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Southern NH
Posts: 3,781
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Originally Posted by chris L
WOW
now that a picture I hope to never ever never ever see .
good luck to those that try . he may be short in height but ... he is a tough old bluefish hunter LOFL
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Heres the plan: Insert hot large handed 45 year old woman in bubbling hot tub.... Clammer dives in....add bubble bath and run  |
Good health and family
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09-05-2006, 09:00 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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Originally Posted by Swimmer
Too funny! You'll all have to officially relaunch it now.
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OH My God !!! how will the Bluefish recognize it now....
this is friggan SERIOUS....
do you know what you've done?
Better break a bottle of blue goose or blue nun on that hull
or every striper in the Atlantic Ocean will be following that boat. |
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09-05-2006, 09:01 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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09-05-2006, 09:28 AM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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The Afternoon began with Grand Theft Clammrig - also known as "While you were gone".
#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& says he stole Clammer's keys and they were going to steal the boat in 10 minutes but the trailer lights won't work - can you follow & bring a camera - So I did.
Apparently in addition to a couple minor repairs needed, two years if rain and bluefish slaying was not keeping the boat clean... #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& and F18 at last concluded waht would be necesary: "The Intervention"
The Intervention began began with F18 running the boat to the ramp and Billy hauling it out over the raised fists and objections of those waiting in line at the ramp trying to figure out who would go first.
The boat screached in protest over every bump on the way back but those bumps were no match for all of the rocks and undersea mountains the SS Clammer has hit over the years.
The Clam Man was not home at the time of the "recovery".
F18 was now wondering what the heck they were thinking when they stole the boat - that and "What is that SMELL??"
Performance enhancing barnicles, the "Viagra of the Sea". But if your boat stays up on plane for more than 4 hours...
Sadly, Clammer arrived and kept mumbling about how the mojo would be lost by cleaning and fixing and looking for holes in the bottom of the hull. So he diecide he must restore the Mojo by rubbing his arse on the hull, peeing in the scuppers, and throwing rocks at the hull... Kind of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" for Boat Mojo
Not a Happy Clam
Who said #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& won't smile for a camera - here is with the pressure wash as if it was a fish...
More "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
"Expired November 11, 1988"
Piemma inspecting the "Ice Breaker" segment of the hull
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09-05-2006, 09:41 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Southern NH
Posts: 3,781
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Good friends
That was real nice except for some parts  |
Good health and family
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09-05-2006, 10:37 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Ma: striper life
Posts: 385
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lmao!
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i need fish!
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09-05-2006, 10:40 AM
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Boston Anglah
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Sitting on top of the world with my legs hangin free
Posts: 3,322
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Very tru, good friends..  |
Used hard and put away dirty....
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09-05-2006, 10:54 AM
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
Posts: 3,275
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Thanks for calling 
I could have brought the boys and saved having to take one of them to Urgent Care to get his finger bandaged after the hedge clipper incident (two young boys, hedge clippers a briar vine quickly follwed by one boy running through the woods with a bloddy hand yelling OW). Luckily no bones clipped... |
“It’s not up to the courts to invent new minorities that get special protections,” Antonin Scalia
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09-05-2006, 10:58 AM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
Posts: 3,111
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proud of you guys, the intervention was truely needed.
It appears that all is good once again |
redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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09-05-2006, 11:10 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
Posts: 6,049
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is he so distraught , he cant post this day ?
his lawn must be stinky now .
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09-05-2006, 11:30 AM
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#24
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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Originally Posted by chris L
his lawn must be stinky now .
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it's growing much faster due to the blood bath fertilizer.  |
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09-05-2006, 11:33 AM
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Very Grumpy bay man
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 10,824
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Originally Posted by Raven
it's growing much faster due to the blood bath fertilizer. |
to the contrary. After #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& and Fishaholic poured a gallon of Clorox in the anchor locker and it all poured out on the lawn..say goodbye lawn. |
No boat, back in the suds.
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09-05-2006, 11:36 AM
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D'oh
Join Date: May 2004
Location: RI
Posts: 3,296
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So there are no before and after pics like on TV? I will watch a whole stupid show just for the before and after.
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i bent my wookie
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09-05-2006, 11:39 AM
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Lubina Estriada!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Boston, MA
Posts: 307
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Kayak Fishing Baby! Fish Reel Hard!
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09-05-2006, 11:41 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
Posts: 17,125
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Good
somebody had to do it
don't worry clammer, we'll add more mojo to it this weekend
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09-05-2006, 12:27 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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Great post John..LMFAO!!!!
I just got thru running to every West Marine and Boaters World in the NE to get all the pieces to put this puzzle back together.
New (bigger) Bait pump
Washdown pump ,hoses and fittings and hose.
Tie downs for the enclosure
Fuel filter
Dome light
Replace all hoses that were leaking in the bilge.
ETC...............
Off to the ClamShack
Just gotta keep #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& away from me so I can get something done...  |
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It IsWhat It Is
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09-05-2006, 12:30 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 1,008
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haha...PIMP HIS RIDE |
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