....."Let's tie this steak around your neck before you go pat the lions, tigers and grizzly bears!"
....."Excuse me sir, do you know where the nearest ATM is around here? I have a bunch of money that I need to deposit and I'm not familiar with this neighborhood?"
....."Let's see if we can outrun that train to the railroad crossing before the gates come down."
Definitely a Darwin award winning moment.
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