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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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08-01-2008, 03:03 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 3,595
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Sailor Joke
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads to the docks once more for old times' sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies,"Well old sailor, you're doing about 3 knots."
"Three knots?" he asks. "What the hell's that supposed to mean?"
She replies, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back
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08-02-2008, 09:35 AM
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Uncle Remus
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Lakeville Ma.
Posts: 14,773
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sorry for your misfortune, better luck next time
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"A beach is a place where a man can feel he's the only soul in the world that's real"
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08-02-2008, 01:57 PM
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A Connecticut Surfcaster
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Cromwell, CT
Posts: 161
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knot bad!!
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08-02-2008, 08:34 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Plum Island
Posts: 377
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From an old retired sailor!!!
THAT'S KNOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!
LOL'S!!!!!!!!
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08-10-2008, 05:10 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Mashpee,MA
Posts: 362
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3 knots,that's good.
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08-14-2008, 04:20 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Landlocked in my own prison
Posts: 1,031
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Peter is there something you want to tell us? You were a sailor once right? Ya big softy.....
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"Love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
Matt Groening, Life In Hell
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08-15-2008, 03:37 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
Posts: 21,692
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just remember....
only sailors get blown off shore...  |
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