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Old 02-19-2009, 11:59 AM   #1
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TFCTFN 2009 - Gag Awards

Looking for suggestions for the Gag Awards for this years TFCTFN soiree'

Previous examples of awards:

Shut up and Fish award for talking too much

Targeting the Wrong Species

Etcc.....

So any "Gag Awards" you all will like to see?

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Old 02-19-2009, 12:09 PM   #2
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Old 02-19-2009, 12:21 PM   #3
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Old 02-19-2009, 02:32 PM   #4
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Old 02-19-2009, 04:04 PM   #5
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Old 02-19-2009, 06:06 PM   #6
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:01 PM   #7
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:26 PM   #8
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Old 02-19-2009, 10:21 PM   #9
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Toasted Oreo's with Linguica anyone?

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Old 02-19-2009, 10:24 PM   #10
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Toasted Oreo's with Linguica anyone?
How 'bout "Most Likely To SleepWalkCookConsumealcoholicbeverages"?

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Old 02-19-2009, 11:27 PM   #11
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Old 02-20-2009, 05:55 AM   #12
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Old 02-20-2009, 05:56 AM   #13
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Hmmm...how about 'World's Leading Authority'...

Not on anything in particular, just a Leading Authority

Hey, that oughta spark some spirited discussion

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Old 02-20-2009, 07:56 AM   #14
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Old 02-20-2009, 08:05 AM   #15
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Old 02-20-2009, 09:11 AM   #16
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Old 02-20-2009, 09:48 AM   #17
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I nominate myself.....the eel thing is just an internet gaf...

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Old 02-20-2009, 11:26 AM   #18
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Old 02-20-2009, 12:14 PM   #19
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Old 02-20-2009, 12:30 PM   #20
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Old 02-21-2009, 06:47 AM   #21
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