A good laugh on me

[RoyL]

Well I know some you dont ice fish and can't wait wait for the spring return of our beloved striped-bass...so instead of a whole bunch of ice caught fish, Im going to put my self out there and tell you guys a funny story....I dont think I have ever posted this here so please be gental ..lol...This is a true story and one i will never forget.....Keep in mind at the time I was trying to be cute and funny to impress my now wife to be. I hope some of you will still fish with me...lol........ About 9 years ago my parents made a trip to Cuba for a month in half. My niese who was pregnant at the time had come to stay with me at the house, so I could help her. Well at the time My girl friend (fiance now)was spending alot of time at the house with me and had just stayed over about 4 nights in row. I got up one morning to go fishing & I had to give her a ride back to her dorm before I went. That night when I returned back home I took a shower and laid on my bed. I noticed a tube of Udder cream. So I started to read it. I had never heard of it before so I kind of thought to my self it belonged to my girl. Thinking how soft her nipples are and how funny it would be if I tried it, I said to myself it cant hurt to try. So for the next 3 nights I was putting Udder cream on my nipples. I have to tell you that crap works, I probably had the softest nipples of any man.. Well night #4 my girl comes over and I had just gotten out of the shower. So im putting on the cream & I turn to her & say I hope you don't mind i've been using your cream. At the same time she's looking at me like what are you doing. Then she says that's not mine ( now keep in mind that at the begining of our relationship things were a little rocky with me working at a hair salon next to BU and dating about 6 girls. So now I have to explain how this nipple cream got into my room with out me bringing home another girl. So I start to think and finally come up with maybe it's my nieces, she's been staying here and she's pregnant so it makes sence. That night when she gets home I ask her and she has no idea where the Udder cream had come from or even heard of it. Now im confused because I hadn't brought anyone over and I had no clue how this cream got on my bed. My girl still thinks im cheating. Well about two weeks later I was at the salon working and this girl had her boobs done and was showing them to me. I had felt one and she said aren't they soft. So of course I say yes, but not as soft as my nipple. So at this point there was about 3 girls in the salon all feeling on my nipples going wow they are soft when my brother walks in from the rest room. One girl say's to him pepe are your nipples as soft as your brothers and say I dont think so I've been using Udder cream on mine. My brother turns around and looks at me and says what. Now everyone is laughing, so I go ahead and tell the story. When my brother says I put that on your bed. I know how bad your hands get from fishing and that stuff woirk wounders on them. Okay go head & take all the shots you want. I still think it was funny & i bet my nipples are softer then all of yours.......to be young again.

[BigFish]

You....ahem......used to work in a salon?

[RoyL]

Originally Posted by BigFish

You....ahem......used to work in a salon?

lol...my brothers...I use to manage it...best time of my life.......it was next door to BU and the girls were plenty...it was like a candy store...much, much better odds then the canal

[striperman36]

the things we give up in later life. Dude what a friggin trip

[xyzs]

good story!! so how soft were the girls boobs, ya Im nosey, at first I was ohoh were are we going with story it was giveing me bad thoughs lol...Jim

[5/0]

Dude thats awesome!

[WESTPORTMAFIA]

So you rubbed Sh$%T on your nipples? More than once? It's late right now but I think I understand but maybe not. WTF??

[Raven]

if your nipples got stuck in a machine or were being yanked by a farmers wife or better yet his rough hands every morning
to obtain milk for breakfast you'd comprehend why they need
some softening agents...but still i wonder whats in it.?

[Slingah]

this is udderly hilarious......

[stiff tip]

why do u think its called utter butter,u got to whip it up to make cream,trust me ........stiff tip.... btw..hairdresser next to bu???? you are my HERO

[JohnR]

Hehehehe - and she still doesn't believe you...

Originally Posted by RoyL

lol...my brothers...I use to manage it...best time of my life.......it was next door to BU and the girls were plenty...it was like a candy store...much, much better odds then the canal

Know what you mean, I worked door at BU's favorite dive bar and another bar frequented by BU/BC/Locals

[Slipknot]

You googan you

well if we can't laugh at ourselves, what the heck

good story
you won't live this down

[PRBuzz]

Did you use the Udder cream alone or in combination with a hair removal products, Hair Removal - Remove Unwanted Hair With Our Gels, Creams, Scrubs & More - Nads.com ? I think I would have a hard time getting smooth nipples due to excessive chest hair!

I am only endorsing the "nads" you had in posting this thread.

[Dad 818]

Good story...............................but please don't go into details about how you use "Bag Balm"

[eastendlu]

Originally Posted by RoyL

lol...my brothers...I use to manage it...best time of my life.......it was next door to BU and the girls were plenty...it was like a candy store...much, much better odds then the canal

When i go to the canal i am hunting cows.....

[Rappin Mikey]

Is it OK if I start calling you The Zohan?

[FishermanTim]

Originally Posted by xyzs

good story!! so how soft were the girls boobs, ya Im nosey, at first I was ohoh were are we going with story it was giveing me bad thoughs lol...Jim

Or nightmares.....Man-boobs....EEEEWWW!

[afterhours]

good that you only put it on your nipplets.....

[RoyL]

see I told you all, you'd have a good laugh......but im sure all that know me are going to let me live it down.....and yes I will be working the shows with soft nipples...lol

[quick decision]

Originally Posted by RoyL

Well I know some you dont ice fish and can't wait wait for the spring return of our beloved striped-bass...so instead of a whole bunch of ice caught fish, Im going to put my self out there and tell you guys a funny story....I dont think I have ever posted this here so please be gental ..lol...This is a true story and one i will never forget.....Keep in mind at the time I was trying to be cute and funny to impress my now wife to be. I hope some of you will still fish with me...lol........ About 9 years ago my parents made a trip to Cuba for a month in half. My niese who was pregnant at the time had come to stay with me at the house, so I could help her. Well at the time My girl friend (fiance now)was spending alot of time at the house with me and had just stayed over about 4 nights in row. I got up one morning to go fishing & I had to give her a ride back to her dorm before I went. That night when I returned back home I took a shower and laid on my bed. I noticed a tube of Udder cream. So I started to read it. I had never heard of it before so I kind of thought to my self it belonged to my girl. Thinking how soft her nipples are and how funny it would be if I tried it, I said to myself it cant hurt to try. So for the next 3 nights I was putting Udder cream on my nipples. I have to tell you that crap works, I probably had the softest nipples of any man.. Well night #4 my girl comes over and I had just gotten out of the shower. So im putting on the cream & I turn to her & say I hope you don't mind i've been using your cream. At the same time she's looking at me like what are you doing. Then she says that's not mine ( now keep in mind that at the begining of our relationship things were a little rocky with me working at a hair salon next to BU and dating about 6 girls. So now I have to explain how this nipple cream got into my room with out me bringing home another girl. So I start to think and finally come up with maybe it's my nieces, she's been staying here and she's pregnant so it makes sence. That night when she gets home I ask her and she has no idea where the Udder cream had come from or even heard of it. Now im confused because I hadn't brought anyone over and I had no clue how this cream got on my bed. My girl still thinks im cheating. Well about two weeks later I was at the salon working and this girl had her boobs done and was showing them to me. I had felt one and she said aren't they soft. So of course I say yes, but not as soft as my nipple. So at this point there was about 3 girls in the salon all feeling on my nipples going wow they are soft when my brother walks in from the rest room. One girl say's to him pepe are your nipples as soft as your brothers and say I dont think so I've been using Udder cream on mine. My brother turns around and looks at me and says what. Now everyone is laughing, so I go ahead and tell the story. When my brother says I put that on your bed. I know how bad your hands get from fishing and that stuff woirk wounders on them. Okay go head & take all the shots you want. I still think it was funny & i bet my nipples are softer then all of yours.......to be young again.

[JoeBass]

someone give him a purple nurple.

[MarshCappa]

Dude that was friggin hilarious. We should call you Fabio now!

[The Iceman 6]

Were you moooooooooowing those 3 days Roy L?

[Fish_Eye]

Winter is closing in fast.

[WESTPORTMAFIA]

I'm still laughing Thanks

[Swimmer]

This is udder nonsense.

[Karl F]

[TheSpecialist]

Idon't know which part is better, you rubbing on the cream, or the fact that you were feeling up customers and they were feeling you back. I have a t shirt for you, CSI...... Certified Silicone Inspector..

What was the salon, not SJ Heads up?