Top 10 ways to know Plugfest is coming.
Top ten ways to tell Plug fest is less than 2 weeks away.
10. Big fish doubles his usage of exclamation points!!!!
9. You find wood chips in your hair in the morning.
8. You’ve been “randomly” selected for drug screening twice in the past three weeks… “No really it’s called Alaskan Yellow Cedar…”
7. Jim Kramer issues a BUY alert on Environmental Technologies.
6. Trex is making scheduled pick-ups from your dust collector
5. You look at ALL the plugs you’ve got ready to bring to plugfest. All three of them.
4. You’re starting to like the look of bubbles and dust in your epoxy finish.
3. Your girlfriend wants to see other people, you hope she hook up with a lumber merchant.
2. VMC calls you before they shut down for re-tooling.
1. You should be working, but are writing top ten lists.
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