Do these *blanks* really work?

[JohnR]

Do these ________ really work?

My buddy swears by these _________ called ______. He's been fishing _______ around _______ and he's been averaging 3 _______ a trip using _______ ________ them. Anybody else using these and had success?

OK - we can have some fun here but nothing too raunchy please or over the top

best one will win a _____ to be determined by ______