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WANTED
Aliases Bloocrab, John Doe, Leo DaVinchi, Jose Quervo
DESCRIPTION
Date of Birth Used: Approximately 1970
Hair: Falling Out
Place of Birth: Bait Tank
Eyes: Shifty
Height: Approximately 5'8"
Sex: He says he's getting it
Weight: Unknown
Complexion: Dirty
Build: v1.00.21a
Citizenship: US
Language: Foreign
Scars and Marks: Bloocrab has a scars on the right thumb, looks like sandpaper from time to time.
Remarks: Bloocrab fled the island September 2002 and went to parts unknown. He is believed to currently be in the Provincetown area. He may wear a mustache.
CAUTION
Bloocrab has been indicted for his alleged involvement in the August 7, 2002, bluefish massacre in an undisclosed location.
REWARD
The Rewards For Justice Program, United States Department of State, is offering a reward of up to $25 cents for information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of Bloocrab.
SHOULD BE CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL DEM OFFICE OR THE NEAREST HERRING RUN OR CONSULATE.
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