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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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04-24-2011, 09:15 AM
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BuzzLuck
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Brockton
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The Nasty Prep
Not sure whether to post this here or in "Beer&Beverage"???
OK, I'm on nothing but clear fluids today in prep for the colonoscopy tomorrow and it says drink nothing but clear fluids and nothing RED the day before, except that red cranberry juice is OK....is beer a clear fluid?
I guess wheat beers are OUT, that's OK I don't like them anyways...no red fluids so I guess Irish Reds are OUT, coffee (black) is OK so does than mean Guinness and other stouts are OK...if nothing else there are always lagers (got plenty of Sam around) which should meet the requirement. Need some source of calories. For every beer, maybe 2 glasses of water?
Anyways, everyone else enjoy your BIG meals today and think of me with every bite.  |
 Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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04-24-2011, 09:34 AM
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Old Guy
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Mansfield, MA
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have fun reading
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04-24-2011, 10:04 AM
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Seldom Seen
Join Date: May 2001
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I was dreading it... wasn't that bad. Extra soft TP... And don't trust a fart.....
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“Americans have the right and advantage of being armed, unlike the people of other countries, whose leaders are afraid to trust them with arms.” – James Madison.
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04-24-2011, 10:07 AM
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BuzzLuck
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Brockton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nightfighter
I was dreading it... wasn't that bad. Extra soft TP... And don't trust a fart.....
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My 2nd time so I know what to expect...the unexpected! I get to take the pills (OsmoPrep) so not as bad as having to drinking quarts and quarts of barium! |
Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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04-24-2011, 10:09 AM
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Old Guy
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Mansfield, MA
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Originally Posted by PRBuzz
My 2nd time so I know what to expect...the unexpected! I get to take the pills (OsmoPrep) so not as bad as having to drinking quarts and quarts of barium!
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04-24-2011, 10:19 AM
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GrayBeards
Join Date: Jan 2011
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04-24-2011, 05:08 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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i like the camera pill
i wanna try that next time
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04-24-2011, 05:19 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Lexington, MA
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The worst part was drinking that aweful stuff... the procedure was not bad... I was out for all of it and snapped back very fast when I went home
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04-24-2011, 06:04 PM
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BuzzLuck
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Brockton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Raven
i like the camera pill
i wanna try that next time
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The MD (Gavriel Meron) that invented the pillcam is on our board of directors! Don't think it is useful in lower bowel/large intestine screening. |
Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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04-25-2011, 04:10 PM
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Seldom Seen
Join Date: May 2001
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So.... clean as a whistle???? What's for dinner? We used to have a thread to list how much weight you lost, so that, as Tagger said, we could determine how full of it you were.....:rotf2
: http://www.striped-bass.com/Stripert...33255-209.html |
“Americans have the right and advantage of being armed, unlike the people of other countries, whose leaders are afraid to trust them with arms.” – James Madison.
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04-25-2011, 04:49 PM
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BuzzLuck
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Brockton
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Another perfect as*hole! Probably left over ham from the big dinner I missed yesterday with family.
Worse part is expelling all the air/gas the Dr. used to inflate the intestine to see...  |
Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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04-25-2011, 06:33 PM
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Old Guy
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Mansfield, MA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PRBuzz
Another perfect as*hole! Probably left over ham from the big dinner I missed yesterday with family.
Worse part is expelling all the air/gas the Dr. used to inflate the intestine to see... |
You always have been a windbag, what else is new? |
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04-25-2011, 10:06 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Phil
Glad you had a clean bill of health
peace of mind
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