Q: I note that you have one negative comment in your feedback. It’s strange, but I think that eBay have made a mistake in attaching yours ex-wife’s feedback from something she bought from Nigel, to you. She complains that this was “not a replacement as described” and then goes on to say that she is now “board”. Not only is she the way she is, but she can’t spell either. A woman who is indifferent to the vows of marriage is terrible. A woman that adopts a random approach to spelling and grammar is terribly stupid. Trusting that happy chance delivers you a lady on your night out who is neither terrible nor stupid. Oh… and a curry too! 23-Sep-11
A: How nice to see there are still Pedagogues in the world... how rare to find one presiding over eBay listings... Yes I have had negative feedback - your point being? Some people are never happy... I note that you draw attention to spelling and grammer; but still find it acceptable to spell 'can't' and 'it's' with question marks instead of the traditional apostrophes used in accordance with the Oxford English Dictionary... and you added a question mark to the sentence 'She complains that this was ?not a replacement as described?'... I therefore draw your attention to the idiom 'people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...'
Q: #^&#^&#^&#^&ing cow mate plenty more fish in the sea as they say good luck 23-Sep-11
A: Please refrain from the profanity, there might be children present....Yes indeed she's a total heffer, I cannot understand the logic... she was mated to a ramapnt 'English Longhorn', but decided to find pastures new, I could accept it if she'd gone for the 'Jamaica Black', but it seems she prefers the 'Milking Shorthorn' or perhaps Nigel's a 'Limpurger'....
Q: Are you sure it can be made to work again? I need one for a lady friend who's last one let her down. Regards 'Big Boy' Nigel 23-Sep-11
A: Anything can be made to work...well apart from the Brazen Slug Hussey... All I will say is, like the harlot, the TomTom is easy to turn on, and just like she who leaves the trail of a snail, it just doesn't do anything else... just sits there looking at you expectantly...
Q: no reply needed 23-Sep-11
A: So none given... but it begs the question why ask? Still thanks for taking the time to write...
Q: Hi Dave, i am so sorry this has happened to you but hey behind every cloud and all that. so i was wondering are you still in contact with your ex no doubt screaming harlot? and is she a looker?. if yes to both these i wonder if i passed on my post code you could give it to her so she can programme it into her new sat nav (by now)and come and give me a visit. look forward to hearing from you. x 23-Sep-11
A: Yes every cloud...yadda yadda yadda... mine was toxic... Why Why Why would I still be in contact with Beelzebub's Rhapsody in Scarlet, she made her stain riddled bed, she can go lay her rotting corpse in it... yes she's a 'looker' spelt with 'H'... Why, oh why, oh why, would you want me to pass on your post code are you really that desperate ? Come man grow a pair! Find someone for yourself... you wouldn't wear a strangers pants ! why would you want to embarass yourself with with someone's hand-me-down... If you are still that desperate, or simply unable to find someone for yourself her new postcode is SL4 PP3R
Q: 8ft 4wt fly rod wot the xucks that all about?????? that`s nigel spencer n e banging one of mates called nigel sidebottom, and there lass no`s nowt about it! back to tomtom doe`s it work by any chance????????? cheers 007 23-Sep-11
A: I wouldn't know anything about who's doing what to whom... why they're doing it or even what they're getting from it... As for the TomTom, well it turns on... If there was maps and software on it then I pressume it'll work properly again...
Q: You are a true hero!! Shame I dont live near Swindon.. I'd gladly take you out for a drink or ten.. nice one.. just love it!! good luck babe -) 23-Sep-11
A: Yes indeed a shame you don't live near Swindon... I've never been a hero before... Glad this listing has brought you some enjoyment... If you're interested, I know where there's a Sat Nav going cheap if you ever wanted to visit Swindon...
Q: does this Nigel live near Stroud? I know he recently purchased a satnav off ebay that like yours; doesn't work, so there's a possibility he was going to programme that one to send her back home, to a decent willy! as she not found her way back yet? 23-Sep-11
A: He could buy a thousand Sat Navs for her but she'll never darken these hallowed halls again. It's true, while she was here, she was always moaning with my more than generous helping of manhood... Perhaps it was too much for her so she sought something smaller. Sadly for Nigel it must be like parking a mini in a lorry bay...
Q: I hope you feel better getting all that off your chest.Women like your wife give all women a bad name....please don't judge us all by her. I hope you meet someone who loves you, and will never betray you. Good luck. xxx 23-Sep-11
A: Thank you for you kind words, I never judge a book by the cover, and I have no reason to tar all women with the same brush...The succubus that I married was one bad apple, but the tree still blossoms every year, some fruits are sweet and juicy, others bitter and sour... My last apple now has a maggot in it.. Perhaps my next, will be one of the Golden Apples of the Hesperides...
Q: hi,im not a nigel lol,but i wish u every luck in selling the tom tom and hope that the next user uses it wisely,and not for the purpose of cheating,good luck,thanks for the laugh its made my day, 23-Sep-11
A: Hi not a Nigel...Glad this listing has brought a little light into your life, it seems there are many like yourself who have found the TomTom Go 700 such an interesting and enjoyable subject... I assume of course, that it has nothing to do with Nigel's Erectile problems, nor even the floozy of a thousand penetrations, just the TomTom...
Q: dont worry , theres plenty more out there, trust me just take each day as it comes , feel free to get a escort girl for a few nights , go out pull and enjoy yourself , then when your done playing get yourself a 8ft 4wt fly rod set up and join the fish and fly forum , you'll love it, Cheers Spencer 23-Sep-11
A: Hi Spencer, thanks for the encouragement... However I'm a little confused, surely if I've hired an escort girl then I shouldn't have to 'pull' if I'm paying then she can do the 'pulling' for me !!! I agree there are plenty more fish in the sea, I'm just glad I still have some bait left with which to catch one... Now the Harpie has found another table at which to feast, I intend to enjoy myself, and fully satiate myself...
Q: How do you know Nigel has a small willy? X 22-Sep-11
A: I've known him since I was twelve, he hasn't grown much over the years...
Q: Just wondering does the Nigel you talk of have ginger hair? as we know a Nigel and were always ribbing him about having a small Nob . 22-Sep-11
A: Hi, Yes Nigel does have ginger hair... apparently he shaves his genitals because it's easier to find his penis without the pubic hair to hide it...
Q: most of my mates are called nigel, an they being banging other peoples wives for years.Back to your tomtom is it clean?? ie not covered in semen??? screen not tacky??? cheers 007 22-Sep-11
A: Hi again... Yes the TomTom is clean, semen free and not at all tacky... Unlike your partner, who apparently has been visited by your numerous mates called Nigel, and is laying there now on your bed, pretty much as you described my TomTom...
Q: just to let you know feel really sorry for you what a bitch, but you are giving everyone on my face book hysterical with laughter you've made our day bev 22-Sep-11
A: Hi Bev.... Thanks for your kind words, now that the fetid stench of moose breath has left the building, I can actually draw breath without choking. It is nice to hear that my words are bringing pleasure to so many, and have brought a sparkle to your day.
Q: I don't want to buy the Tom Tom but fair play this made myself and a few others laugh!!! Nice listing 22-Sep-11
A: Thanks for your heart-felt comments... It was my intention that the pain and suffering caused by the conniving Jezebel and her flacid lover Nigel, should bring a modicome of entertainment to yourself and so many others...
Q: women eh? will all addresses be wiped off mate cheers 007 22-Sep-11
A: Indeed women!! The world would be a far lonelier place without them... and we cannot blame all women for the actions of the few, or the one... Sadly yes all addresses are wiped, infact the entire contents of the internal hard Drive have been wiped... So don't worry mate - your secret is safe...
Q: A friend of mine, Nigel, told me that this particular model works very well. As I am only wanting something good, I was wondering whether you would agree with him? 22-Sep-11
A: I think your friend might be somewhat exaggerating...the particular model that is now with Nigel has never worked, and just leeches from those around her, has extremely poor personal hygene, and the sex appeal of a wet trout... However the TomTom Go 700 is actually a very good SatNav...and in the hands of a beautiful woman, any man would 'rise' to the occasion... except Nigel who has serious erectile problems...
Q: underneath is the reset button, you could then sell it for more and get a better night out and more drunk...that will help you forget knob head nigel...lol 22-Sep-11
A: Thanks for the advice, but no amount of pressing the reset button will reinstall the software and maps that I deleted, when the affair between the two faced skin of evil, and Nigel with the tiny penis was known... Whatever the auction raises will suffice: after all, is it not justice enough, that Limp Nigel has to live with the endless lies and deceit of a black-hearted temptress of the night, and wake every morning entwined in her dinner-ladies arms, and the over-bearing aroma of a ripening cheddar... Forgetting them will not be a problem...
Q: Hi sorry to hear about you news,my wonderful wife did the same to me & buggerd off to France with the kids :-( good luck with your sale, "karma" will come to get her in the end....... 21-Sep-11
A: Indeed Karma will pay a visit on us all, I just hope that the dragon of a thousand breaths gets all she deserves… alas I don’t think Nigel’s endowment will give her that
Q: Is collection welcome? Nigel 21-Sep-11
A: There seems to be many Nigel’s… I’m sure the scarlet hussy of a thousand penetrations has laid her head on many a pillow… Yes by all means come round…I’m sure we have much to discuss… as history tells us. marry your mistress there’s a vacancy… besides with what you’re offering, do you think she’ll be satisfied for long…
Q: Hi, this is Nigel. I have load of accessories but no SatNav...you're cool if I bid for it right? 21-Sep-11
A: Hi Nigel, yes you I’m happy for you to bid I’ll even send that soul s#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&g harlot’s genital wart cream, and repeat prescription for canistan to save on postage Good Luck and Happy Bidding you
Q: Does Nigel have a gimp mask fetish??? I think I might know him? 20-Sep-11
A: Thanks for your quaere... Apparently he does have a vast selection of gimp masks, however it's the Scarlet Harridan who can recount the details of Nigel's fetishes, or even his need for them... perhaps it's to compensate for his lacking in the trouser department...
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