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12-14-2011, 03:53 PM
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got gas?
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Ponderosa. Helping the obese kill themselves for over 30 years.
Just ran into a really obese friend of mine. He was in obvious pain. He told me that he went to Ponderosa Buffet and had 5 sirlon steaks. He was now leaving work early to go home and lay down. Makes me think of a lion feeding on a fresh kill. They eat until they fall asleep. I wonder if Ponderosa has ever had to wake up people or perhaps drag them out of the store. Maybe they should have a field out back with some tall grass and a few trees where you could just waddle over and lay down after a massive meal.
They could call it the field of champions. How loing does it take to digest 5 pounds of meat. Hours, Days, weeks? Interesting
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12-14-2011, 04:03 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2002
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That is precisely how fat turds are killing insurance companies. Zero self control.Probably a mountain of medication too.
Yeah, blame Ponderosa and hug fatso.
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12-14-2011, 04:45 PM
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got gas?
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Not blamming anyone. Just an observation. 5 steaks that will make a lot of brown sausage... lol gross
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12-14-2011, 05:01 PM
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BuzzLuck
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Brockton
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Well he can go to Old Country Buffet for breakfast and load up on biscuits and gravy...and everything else they shovel out!
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 Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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12-14-2011, 05:08 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Rhode Island
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I hear it's even worse in the south. I worked with some southerners. The lady I worked for treated me well - no complaints.
There were two pizza places nearby, one served really great pizza but average sized portions. The other served lousy pizza and gigantic portions. They went for the large portion place every time.
It wasn't like you walked away hungry from the quality place, it was just that they put more value on the big portions. They wanted to feel stuffed.
The whole scene was kinda sorta really disgusting. There's nothing worse than watching a fat woman eat.
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12-14-2011, 07:49 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: RI
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Go to Alabama or Mississippi.
Posted from my iPhone/Mobile device
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12-14-2011, 07:52 PM
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Red Eye Jedi
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: East Facing
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McDonald's dollar menu for a cheaper alternative! 
or go to a Shoney's in WV. equally |
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12-14-2011, 10:06 PM
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Jiggin' Leper Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 61° 30′ 0″ N, 23° 46′ 0″ E
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Duke41
Just ran into a really obese friend of mine. He was in obvious pain. He told me that he went to Ponderosa Buffet and had 5 sirlon steaks. He was now leaving work early to go home and lay down. Makes me think of a lion feeding on a fresh kill. They eat until they fall asleep. I wonder if Ponderosa has ever had to wake up people or perhaps drag them out of the store. Maybe they should have a field out back with some tall grass and a few trees where you could just waddle over and lay down after a massive meal.
They could call it the field of champions. How loing does it take to digest 5 pounds of meat. Hours, Days, weeks? Interesting
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They should also have a defibrilator crash cart out there, too.   |
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools, because they have to say something.
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12-15-2011, 07:48 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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learned not to click certain links
people form a habit of equating "feeling stuffed"
as the "go to" norm rather than the occasional over eat feeling
you don't sleep well while digesting food because the digestive tract
is way to busy....sorta like passing out from to much alcohol
so then, you owe the sleep man - and you function impoverished
and feel wiped out... pay back is coming
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