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05-13-2014, 08:04 PM
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Land OF Forgotten Toys
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Central MA
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A Joke have a laugh
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man
Walking with his legs spread apart.
He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
One student said to his friend:
"I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome.
Those people walk just like that."
The other student says:
"No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome.
He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him
And one of the students said to him,
"We're medical students and couldn't help
But notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.
Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said,
"I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
The Old Man said,
"I thought it was GAS - but I was Wrong, Too!"
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I am the man in the Bassless Chaps
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05-13-2014, 08:22 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
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Oh man. Never trust a questionable fart.
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05-13-2014, 08:24 PM
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#3
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Location: Central MA
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Nothing nice about the hot snake surprise
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05-13-2014, 09:39 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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it is a valid reason for jumping off the pier 
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05-13-2014, 09:39 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Kingston, Ma
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Hot oil check
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05-14-2014, 05:06 AM
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: South Central
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shart syndrome
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something clever and related to fishing
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05-14-2014, 10:27 AM
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Location: Hyde Park, MA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nebe
Oh man. Never trust a questionable fart.
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Yeah, because they NEVER come alone....they bring the rowdys to the pants party!!!
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I am a legend in my own mind!
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05-14-2014, 05:09 PM
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Location: A village some where
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Slow shutter speed on the sphincter syndrom
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