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11-15-2003, 02:26 PM
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Wishin' for fishin'
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Brockton
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Savage Striper ?
Last edited by striprman; 11-18-2003 at 10:27 AM..
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11-15-2003, 04:41 PM
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Registered User
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Location: Maine
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that would take the skin off of the back of your hand  |
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11-15-2003, 09:58 PM
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Super Moderator
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Location: Middleboro MA
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did that swim here from Africa?
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11-15-2003, 10:07 PM
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Below Me
Join Date: May 2003
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Ya did it ?
And it looks like it would take the skin off the back of your hand AFTER it bit your arm off !
Nasty....  |
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11-15-2003, 10:11 PM
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
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A Mike Jackson, that would be a thriller
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Pro Tool Club....
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11-15-2003, 11:09 PM
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Below Me
Join Date: May 2003
Location: low
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Hehehehe
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11-16-2003, 02:20 AM
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M.S.B.A.
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: I live in the Villiage of Hyannis in the Town of Barnstable in the Commonwealth of MA
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Not Africa...Fresh water Amazon
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"It is impossible to complain and to achieve at the same time"--Basic Patrick (on a good day)
 
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11-16-2003, 02:46 PM
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DDG-51
Join Date: Mar 2002
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I think thats an african tiger fish, they are impressive looking.
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11-16-2003, 03:32 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Westchester, NY
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Re: Savage Striper ?
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Originally posted by striprman
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That things look really scary!!!!!!!!
Question: "Why doesn't sharks bite some people(I can't mentioned the name of the profession)?
Answer: "For professional courtesy"
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11-16-2003, 05:28 PM
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Jiggin' Leper Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 61° 30′ 0″ N, 23° 46′ 0″ E
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I think what they're also called are Nile Perch  |
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11-16-2003, 10:29 PM
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Below Me
Join Date: May 2003
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Maybe we should send the great Charlie Moore out to investigate ?
Nope. On second thought let's send him Tiger fishing  |
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11-17-2003, 12:19 AM
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I need spring!
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Weymouth, MA
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Quote:
Originally posted by beachwalker
Maybe we should send the great Charlie Moore out to investigate ?
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That guy is such a knob |
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11-17-2003, 07:39 AM
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Below Me
Join Date: May 2003
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Exactly......
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11-17-2003, 11:15 AM
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...and in person!
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Scituate MA
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Re: Re: Savage Striper ?
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Originally posted by dondkim
That things look really scary!!!!!!!!
Question: "Why don't sharks bite Lawyers?
Answer: "For professional courtesy"
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Q: What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start. |
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11-17-2003, 11:46 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Hyde Park, MA
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I saw a fishing show that covered the Amazon river system, showing the various species that a there. In the show, I also believe they livelined pirhanna as bait for these monsters.
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11-17-2003, 10:51 PM
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Wishin' for fishin'
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Brockton
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Last edited by striprman; 11-17-2003 at 10:54 PM..
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11-18-2003, 09:28 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Rochester, NH
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That's It
If I caught one of those, I'd think my Mother In Law learned to swim.
The Ole Sarge
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The Ole Sarge
RC&SU (Rude Crude & Socially Unacceptable)
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
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11-18-2003, 09:47 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Westchester, NY
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Re: Re: Re: Savage Striper ?
[QUOTE] Originally posted by MikeTLive
[B]Q: What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
You gave away the name of profession.
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11-18-2003, 10:10 AM
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Below Me
Join Date: May 2003
Location: low
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Holy shiite,
Look at the chompers on that S.O.B. !
Go Charlie !   |
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11-18-2003, 11:20 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Savage Striper ?
[[B]Q: What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A Good Start
Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body?
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11-18-2003, 05:21 PM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
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Charlie Moore
Hey Charlie Moore can be pretty funny sometimes. Did you guys/gals catch the shows he did with Tim Wakefield? He kind of toned down hisa foolishness around "Wake", because he was generally in awe of him.
43 weeks left to the Bass Derby......
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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11-18-2003, 05:28 PM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
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Lawyers/Judges
Did you hear about the law offices of Dewey, Scewum, and Howe?
Did you ever notice about how judges in Massachusetts are the best defense attorneys criminal don't have to hire?
We have to keep the same people who invent the rules/laws from enforcing them.
The only attorney you can trust is the one your paying, and then well.........maybe not.
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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11-18-2003, 07:23 PM
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A Real Bass-Turd
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: My own little world
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As long as there's lawyer bashing going on...
What's the difference between a lawyer and a carp?
One is a scum s#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&g bottom feeder. The other is a fish
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One from the lip ripper
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11-18-2003, 08:26 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Westchester, NY
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A mafia boss realize $10 million is missing from his account and he thinks the only person who could embazzle the money is his own bookkeeper who happens to be dumb.
The mafia goes to his bookkeeper with his lawyer who can speak sign language.
Mafia tells the lawyer to ask the bookkeeper where the money is.
The lawyer asks the bookkeeper and the bookkeeper tell the lawyer he doen't know in sign language.
Mafia gets mad and take out his gun and pointing at the bookkeeper and orders the lawyer to tell the bookkeeper that he will shoot the bookkeeper if he doesn't tell where the money is right now.
The lawyer asks the bookkeeper as he was ordered in sign language.
The freighten bookeeper tells the lawyer the exact location.
So the mafia asks the lawyer "So what did he say?"
The lawyer says to mafia "He says you don't have the balls to pull
the trigger"
 
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11-19-2003, 10:46 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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A lion in the London zoo was lying in the sun licking its ass when a visitor turned to the keeper and said, "that's a docile old thing isn't it?"
"No way," said the keeper, "its the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a lawyer into the cage and completely devoured him."
"Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is it lying there licking its ass?"
"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."
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11-19-2003, 10:49 AM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
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Funny stuff but getting flushed down to The Scuppers  |
~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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11-19-2003, 03:49 PM
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A Yankee in Boston
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Boston/NJ
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that's the problem with interpreters...can't trust most of them these days...it's situations like those when I wish I were hearing (Not the mafia...) |
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11-19-2003, 04:12 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Westchester, NY
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The lawyer says to mafia "He says you don't have the balls to pull
the trigger"
[/B][/QUOTE]
I was expecting a question from someone "So what happened?"
My answer: The lawyer is having a wonderful life in Bahamas.
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11-19-2003, 06:38 PM
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Below Me
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