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Old 04-14-2004, 06:01 PM   #1
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Unhappy Plug HOing???

Ok everyone I need some help. I have never HOed a plug in my life and would like to find out how to do it. Is there a book I can try to HO that will teach me how? Can I HO some of you time so you can teach me? Will any of you write down your HOing secrets on a piece of paper and attach it to a plug and mail it to me?

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Old 04-14-2004, 06:04 PM   #2
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The lesson will cost you 10 plugs payable in advance! Here endeth the lesson!

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Old 04-14-2004, 06:05 PM   #3
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Rule number one:

Drive prospective hoe-ee to fishing spot.

i.e. the "set-up"

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Old 04-14-2004, 06:15 PM   #4
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Read the book "picking up chicks" change the word "chicks" to "a fisherman" and "picking up" to "how to HoE"

Remember.... it takes a cunning linguist to hoe a plug
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Old 04-14-2004, 06:23 PM   #5
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Eben,

I have been seeing your plugs for a while now. And i think they are just great! You must get large on thoes plugs you make. It would be my honor To fish one of your plugs, But i dont think i'm worthy to add such a plug to my very small small plug collection. Some day i wish to follow in your foot steps and make plugs as good as you, since you have such love for plug building.

Your my hero
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Old 04-14-2004, 06:36 PM   #6
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It would be my honor To fish one of your plugs, But i dont think i'm worthy to add such a plug to my very small small plug collection.
I couldnt have said it better myself
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Old 04-14-2004, 06:37 PM   #7
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I couldnt have said it better myself
was that good or what?

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Old 04-14-2004, 06:51 PM   #8
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How about this hoe tactic....

"hey link thanks for taking me to your secret twinkie hole... now if you gve me a plug or 4 I wont blab your spot on the internet.... But if you dont give me a plug I'll burn your spot and sell your cat to a chinese resteraunt
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Old 04-14-2004, 06:57 PM   #9
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I guess i will send you a plug Jr. Link Your a Great kid Check your pms

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Old 04-14-2004, 07:00 PM   #10
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Old 04-14-2004, 07:03 PM   #11
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Old 04-14-2004, 07:05 PM   #12
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check your pms kiddo
Thanks!

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Old 04-14-2004, 07:17 PM   #13
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Re: Plug HOing???

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Ok everyone I need some help. I have never HOed a plug in my life and would like to find out how to do it. Is there a book I can try to HO that will teach me how? Can I HO some of you time so you can teach me? Will any of you write down your HOing secrets on a piece of paper and attach it to a plug and mail it to me?

Thank you very much
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Maybe Krispy can tell you all about it
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Old 04-14-2004, 07:58 PM   #14
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O.k. link JR.

i'll make you a plug

howz about a wonder bread popper?

See KLMulder.... its all about driving the fisherman crazy until he breaks down and cant take it anymore
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Old 04-14-2004, 08:07 PM   #15
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O.k. link JR.

i'll make you a plug

howz about a wonder bread popper?

See KLMulder.... its all about driving the fisherman crazy until he breaks down and cant take it anymore
Sounds good to me bubba

dont worry you can hoe me when i get my butt in gear and start the new job.

-Billy bob AkA Jr Link

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done

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O.K. Now KLMulder, i hope your taking notes here because this the real art of hoing... Link JR. thinks I'm going to send him a plug...... but the longer he waits the more he will want it and eventually he will offer me 3 plugs for one of mine
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Old 04-14-2004, 08:29 PM   #19
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KLMulder, i will give hoe lessons for 1 plug an hour

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Old 04-14-2004, 10:20 PM   #20
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OK I think I just came up with a good HOing idea.

Unless every one of you send me a plug within 7 days I will start posting striperman like posts every 5min.

Is that a good one guy's and Gal's?

feedback?

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Old 04-15-2004, 12:09 AM   #21
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Maybe Krispy can tell you all about it
please pass the gun

Slip, still waiting for your addy.
One day we need to revist the "HO THIS" thread
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Old 04-15-2004, 06:20 AM   #22
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Old 04-15-2004, 09:20 AM   #23
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please pass the gun

Slip, still waiting for your addy.
One day we need to revist the "HO THIS" thread
I thought I pm'd it to you weeks ago I'll do it again now


HO THis thread? ok, but I don't remember it.

maybe we should start a This Old Ho thread
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Old 04-15-2004, 10:33 AM   #24
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i am the original plug Ho

Pro Tool Club....
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Old 04-15-2004, 10:37 AM   #25
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Dave, dont be so modest, you are THE Ho, plug or otherwise

Bryan

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Old 04-15-2004, 05:22 PM   #26
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OK maybe the striperman idea was no good any other ideas?

KL Plug HO in training

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